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[–] modus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ladies, is it off-putting if you take home a random guy and he brings his own vibrator?

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] modus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

What's so funny

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They really should've called them fanny sacks.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like the move would be to ask if they have any toys they want to bring into the game

[–] banause@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Most women wouldn't feel comfortable asking that to a random guy.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Depends who it’s meant to be used on.

Them? No. Cool they know what they like and clearly aren't afraid to ask for it.

Me? Very. They don't know what I like and are making assumptions that are very likely wrong. Also unless it’s in the original packaging, it’s just gross.

I have actually had a guy bring a boxed vibe “gift” to a first date sort of thing. I have my own vibrators aplenty, cuz you can’t return them if you don't like them, and I don’t like most of them. He could have just asked. He got a super cheap one that sounded like plastic on plastic (loud af), and felt like plastic because it was hard plastic. He tried to use it on me penetration-style as soon as he pulled it out, and it hurt because it was huge, and my body is not, anywhere. Hard plastic banging against the inside of your pelvic bone and cervix, unsurprisingly, does not feel good.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Oh jeez, I could feel that through the internet o_o

Please tell me you found a man who can bring a decent quality toy as a first date present

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

I mean... It's just a suggestion.