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Life update: Found a katana on the street. (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by DayOfDoom@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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With this blade I will become unstoppable. Once I cleaned the bloody fingerprints off it, it's good as new.

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[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Its a trap, once you unsheathe it you must shed blood to sheathe it again

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

came here to say this. 100% a cursed blade

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does 2x damage though.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But you take 2x damage too

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

just don't get hit think-about-it

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Using this to make supper and then I'm gunna' open some unpaid bill envelopes with it afterwards.

[–] The_Grinch@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Did you find it on the street in an amazon box in front of my house? Because that's my christmas present to my mom kitty-cri

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 years ago

I once found a brand new tracksuit on the street. Well, it had a human inside, but still.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

The blade chose you...

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Watch out, it might contain the soul of an evil ninja ghost and you'll find yourself beating up guys after jazzercise class and dating a cop like in the documentary Ninja III: The Domination

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Yes.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

If you wake up wearing a black leather duster and matrix sunglasses it might be possessed by the ghost of a mall ninja.

[–] vexikron@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

Omai wa, mou shinderu!

[–] Neckbeard_Prime@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

*teleports behind you*

Nothing personnel, kid maduro-katana-1attlee-fedora