Its a trap, once you unsheathe it you must shed blood to sheathe it again
came here to say this. 100% a cursed blade
Does 2x damage though.
But you take 2x damage too
just don't get hit 
Using this to make supper and then I'm gunna' open some unpaid bill envelopes with it afterwards.
Did you find it on the street in an amazon box in front of my house? Because that's my christmas present to my mom 
I once found a brand new tracksuit on the street. Well, it had a human inside, but still.
The blade chose you...
Watch out, it might contain the soul of an evil ninja ghost and you'll find yourself beating up guys after jazzercise class and dating a cop like in the documentary Ninja III: The Domination
Yes.
If you wake up wearing a black leather duster and matrix sunglasses it might be possessed by the ghost of a mall ninja.
Omai wa, mou shinderu!
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel, kid 
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