What's most fucked up about this is it is strictly 100% about manipulating the markets and making money, that's it.
this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
179 points (98.9% liked)
News
37739 readers
1177 users here now
Welcome to the News community!
Rules:
1. Be civil
Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban. Do not respond to rule-breaking content; report it and move on.
2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.
Obvious biased sources will be removed at the mods’ discretion. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted separately but not to the post body. Sources may be checked for reliability using Wikipedia, MBFC, AdFontes, GroundNews, etc.
3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.
Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.
4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source. Clickbait titles may be removed.
Posts which titles don’t match the source may be removed. If the site changed their headline, we may ask you to update the post title. Clickbait titles use hyperbolic language and do not accurately describe the article content. When necessary, post titles may be edited, clearly marked with [brackets], but may never be used to editorialize or comment on the content.
5. Only recent news is allowed.
Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.
6. All posts must be news articles.
No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials, videos, blogs, press releases, or celebrity gossip will be allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis. Mods may use discretion to pre-approve videos or press releases from highly credible sources that provide unique, newsworthy content not available or possible in another format.
7. No duplicate posts.
If an article has already been posted, it will be removed. Different articles reporting on the same subject are permitted. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.
8. Misinformation is prohibited.
Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.
9. No link shorteners or news aggregators.
All posts must link to original article sources. You may include archival links in the post description. News aggregators such as Yahoo, Google, Hacker News, etc. should be avoided in favor of the original source link. Newswire services such as AP, Reuters, or AFP, are frequently republished and may be shared from other credible sources.
10. Don't copy entire article in your post body
For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
There never was a deal.
Isn’t pretending to have peace talks while bombing them a war crime or something
Didn't Japan do the same thing with the US as they were bombing Pearl Harbor?
The US wasn't even in the war until pearl harbour
Japan, champion war crimerer
Manipulating the markets again.
Weirdly the markets no longer seem to care. Strait is closed? Meh, new all time high.
No clue what is going on.
The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent
"Ongoing" ceasefire...
He never knew how to make a deal, did he?
Fart of the squeal.
Bakrupts casino
Decides that's not big enough
Bankrupts the US and plunges the world into a depression
the casino folded but he walked away with his investors' money. hay wait a minute
THREE casinos
How in the actual fuckity fucking fuck do you bankrupt ONE casino, let alone fucking three of them
If anyone could bankrupt the casino economy of the the post reagan america, its Trump.
When Trump looks at it, he sees Obama's face looking back at him. Sooner or later, Change will find Trump.
The Red Left Hand…
sorry, The Red Right Hand, as in Nick Cave’s song
“Red Right Hand" is a song by the Australian rock band Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. It was released as a single from their eighth studio album Let Love In (1994) on 24 October 1994 by Mute Records. An edited version was included on the single, while the longer version was included on the album. The title comes from John Milton's epic poem Paradise Lost (1667), in which it refers to the vengeful hand of God.
Banger of a song.
load more comments
(1 replies)
Replace "HOPE" with "CHOMO", and I believe we got a winner
"PEDO" if you want an = character count
Sounds like Iran grabbed him by the pussy
It's Tuesday tomorrow, he'll chicken out.
He does not wait for Tuesdays to taco.
UK bank holiday yesterday. Still a pretty important financial hub. Might explain why the snip snap is a day late.
Monday was a US holiday as well.
load more comments
(1 replies)
Yea, he finally recognized that the words "Terms of Surrender" at the top of each page were about his end of the deal...
Always happens when the market’s closed. Drag up the war then say it’ll end by the end of the week. Hope no one notices the Epstein files. Repeat.
Because of the holiday, we might actually get a taco Wednesday
When he finally shuffles off, there'll be a worldwide holiday. Tacos will be the traditional meal, but I can't figure out what the holiday itself would be called.
I hope this creates historic consequences. I don't think Trump can handle taco Wednesday.
load more comments
(2 replies)
The puppeteers know what day of the week it is, even if dump doesn't.
Friday: Trump close to a deal with Iran
Monday: Trump doubles down on attack of Iran
Friday: Trump close to a deal with Iran
Monday: Trump doubles down on attack of Iran
Rinse and repeat.....
Your missing the Trump and pals buy/sell shares steps
I don't get how some people can't see that this has been a huge get-rich scam for Trump and his cronies literally the entire time. It's absurdely blatant.
Is anything dumpy does not a get rich scam? All the orange turd does is scam people
Yes, there are vendettas and various rallies and phony awards to reinforce his vanity. Also random, chaotic imbecility.
His friends must've finished selling off their oil stocks.
You mean the deal that only Trump and his henchmen said was going swimmingly but nobody else saw or heard any detail about fell through? Gee, color me surprised...
He's like a school kid that didn't finish an essay. He keeps saying he'll turn it in tomorrow. Then tries to lie and say he did turn it in but the teacher hasn't graded it yet. Then when that doesn't pan out somehow the teacher lost it. It can't possibly be his fault.
"Dog ate my peace settlement."
Except Trump hates dogs and it's mutual.
A lot of rich people act exactly like that, they know their lawyers will get them out of any trouble they really get into. A lot of times other folks just stop arguing with them and they get their way because they just kept the lie up in such a delusional way, it's easier to walk away.
Well not like the teacher, principal and PTA is doing anything about it.
Wonder how much I could have made betting against this deal happening, cause it was obviously not going to happen. I don't even know what it'll take to end this war/skirmish/military operation/whatever, but I know Trump ain't voluntarily ending it if it makes him look bad.
"Deal"
There was never a deal.
The only deal there was was the one where dumpy mc turdstains made an insider trading deal.
#NotCorruptionWhenTrumpDoesIt
It really is Charlie Brown and Lucy's football at this point.
view more: next ›