Despite knowing this is a joke it made me sad. Ive spent my last few birthdays alone, partially cause its right before Christmas, but also cause I badically have 1 friend at this point.
this post was submitted on 25 May 2026
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i would spend Woke Palpatine's 69th birthday playing mario kart with them because that sounds like a fun time tbh
you'd lose me if it were mario party
did you forget I'm here? look up, I'm taped to the ceiling
What about your wife? Or was she playing Mario Party again?
One of the people who responded with "nice."
Edit: she just arrived. I forgot I sent her to get 32 Little Caesars pizzas this morning.
Edit 2: they're all cold. fuck this.
Edit 3: she says she can save them with the airfryer.
Edit 4: didn't save this slice at least. day's still ruined.
Now call the rest who responded and see if they're busy. They maybe just forgot. Things are already looking up, maybe you can pull off nice bday after all! Cheering for you comrade! Keep us updated!
Either way it's a win. If they show up, friends. If not, 32 pizzas for himself.
nice
It's been an hour re you good dude? I'm out the front with a 2L LA Ice Cola and pack of cheezles
I'm on time trial mode letting the dinosaur in Dino Dino Jungle crush me with its foot over and over and eating pizza that tastes like ashes.
Maybe if you had sprung for n64 DOOM and corn chips we would have shown up. Nobody to blame for this shortcoming but yourself Conrad.
I feel like i played a ton of double dash but it feels like the only GC game that had any influence on the rest of their series' games was Smash Melee
I would not have missed my chance to come to the Double Dash LAN setup, send me an invite next time