“Why is god only taking blonde bimbos to heaven?”
this post was submitted on 25 May 2026
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He has taste.
My wife after I bake chocolate chip cookies: “why are you eating the ones with raw centers straight off the pan??”
god has a type and that type perfectly matches the racist and sexist preferences of the modern age
Fill them with hydrogen instead.
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Cheaper and not a limited resource.
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More buoyant, which will help lift the weight of clothes and such.
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If a few of them burst into flames along the way, that will only freak out the fundies even more.
Fill them with hydrogen instead.
Even setting aside the high flammability, hydrogen is a bitch to store and transport.
You really just need something lighter than Nitrogen to get an object airborne.
Consider Ammonia or Methane instead.
hydrogen is a bitch to store and transport.
Could just produce it in-situ, maybe? Lots of chemical reactions produce hydrogen gas as a byproduct.
TIL that farts are buoyant.
If I'm going through the trouble to fill these things with hydrogen, there will be no if, and it won't be a few.
And thats when they lose all moral constraints and start raping and killing,thinking theres nothing to lose anymore, because the thought of being watched at all times by some higher power was the only thing stopping them
Not sure even that’s stopping them.
And thats when they lose all moral constraints and start raping and killing
Well, it's when they stop bothering to hide it.
And I'm sure that the little girl with pig tails is a pool toy and nothing more.
The image look like a 3d render luckly
First, you'd have to buy/build the dolls; then get clothes for them; then get helium; then find a way to deploy a few hundred at the same time...
I'm making you foreman of the project. You've already got a plan.
Old foreman joke.
"Okay, we need you to dig a hole 10 meters by 7 meters by 9 meters deep. Here's a spoon to dig with."
"Why don't we wait until tomorrow? The backhoe will be free by then."
"Nope. That'll put us behind schedule."
Do I even want to know what you're referencing? :(
He's referencing the picture. Look at the picture.
And the caption joking that they are all inflatable dolls.
Oh, I missed it in the picture and my mind went straight to some horrible revelation from temu or the Epstein files or some shit
A pool toy, of course.
Maybe you have a sick and twisted imagination that can come up with a sordid and nefarious use for a child-like inflatable doll.
Luckily, I am too pure for such disgusting and vile thoughts.
Alright, it's going on the list to watch
Heh, maybe I should check out that show.
Why would people float into the sky for the rapture?
You are fortunate you don't understand this. Please consider yourself more highly evolved than those of us who've been brain-rottingly religiously indoctrinated enough to understand this meme.
I spent a good portion of my childhood utterly terrified of the prospect of the rapture, as they described it, and would beg God not to rip me unexpectedly into the sky to the sound of blaring trumpets. Nightmare fuel. Literally.
That's just how it is. I don't question the Bible.
Sorry pal you're stuck here with the rest of us losers.
Cheer up though and have a hot dog 🌭
Only one side is touching the ground, otherwise like-new.
I’d still adopt it into my stomach.