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[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 points 54 minutes ago

I feel like other people feel the same way when the see me using vim. I know how to switch between view and edit mode and I know how to quit, but for everything else I need to use help.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 20 points 2 hours ago
[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

And this is why Copilot failed. It’s bad enough watching a human do dumb shit on a computer, but having to watch a dipshit AI fumble around on your machine just takes it to a whole new level.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Watching someone use a laptop with a trackpad only when there's a mouse right there is my hell.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

It's not just doing it differently, it's doing it wrongly!!!!!!!

If I'm watching someone do something differently than I do, it's often fun to ask them why. You might pick up a new technique, or see how you've been doing something that's holding you back.

...but when I'm watching someone else use a computer, it just drives home how they don't know what they're doing, but just following basic steps that they (probably) learned one time from some other fool that probably learned from some community computer class where typing was considered an advanced topic. It's not seeing someone cut against the grain of the wood rather than with it, but rather watching them use a router to cut a 2x4 in half.

I can forgive someone for not knowing that control+c/v doesn't work in a terminal (the first few times) (or doesn't work like they expected, more accurately) or why, but I can't grasp how we can be 20 years past common commands like alt+tab, clipboards and their uses, or basic understanding of the difference between an operating system, a system program, and a hierarchical file system... and people still struggle to use the mouse.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 points 39 minutes ago

common commands like alt+tab, clipboards and their uses, or basic understanding of the difference between an operating system, a system program, and a hierarchical file system… and people still struggle to use the mouse.

Not to larp on the younger generations, but interacting with computers through touch screens is likely a major culprit here. Why would you know how to navigate file structures, or even open a terminal, when they were given an iPad when they were 5 years old?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

control+c/v doesn't work in a terminal

cackles maniacally in macOS

[–] Mechanite@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Works on windows too. That was a bit of a learning curve for me switching to Linux

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yes, yes, now go donate some more money to your turtlenecks so they can pass it along to trump.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

It's easier to like the OS when I'm not the one paying for the overpriced hardware

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Double clicking links

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

My little sister used to sometimes stand over me while I played computer games. She'd suggest moves and I'd be thankful at first, but at a certain point she was direction all my moves and I'd be like "just play the game on your own device if you want to play it". She seemed to prefer telling someone else how to play than play her own game

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

I'm bad for that watching my boy play slay the spire.

I can force myself to keep quiet until around act 2. Then the "advice" starts leaking out.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Im the elder millennial who helps explain shit to both my older and younger coworkers about our computers (as well as printers and copiers and shredser). Its maddening how some of them use the computer.

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I know the struggle. I work with people in their 20s and people in their 60s, with various language barriers between us. The IT department should pay me because I save them 5 calls a day. Why can't they ever see what I'm telling them to click? And why do they just click on anything when they don't see it?

[–] dragonlobster@programming.dev 20 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

I remember vividly watching someone type in the address bar of their browser "google", and hit enter. It took them to the google results page from which they pressed on the first result, google.com, and only then did they proceed to type in their search term.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Someone out there has written a browser plugin where, if you search for Google, it just gives back a page that says “No. Just type in the search query in that bar up top.”

[–] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago

Was it an older person? I remember when a big selling point of chrome was you could search Google from the address bar rather than going to Google.com. On a related note, have you seen my walker?

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Technically, less typing! Well fix your default search is what I tell em and I charge 37500 dollars! That's a lie but I wouldn't lie to the internet

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 35 minutes ago

"I lied. But actually I would never lie. That's the fake news media that says I lie. I knew they would because they're terrible people."

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

that's why you install some niche Linux distro with you own I3WM rice. no one will be able to touch your computer

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 1 hour ago

I installed "Yantra launcher" on my phone, now no one manage to use my phone

[–] four@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

My keybinds are made for my own mind and my mind alone.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 30 minutes ago

Me while I'm setting my keybindings: "This is genius! Absolutely pure genius! What an elegant solution. This will be the new industry standard. This is history in the making."

One week later: "What did I set it to again?"

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

AntiX with IceWM 🤣

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

As part of my career in software design, I used to run A/B testing and usability tests. This meant sitting with users and watching them use the software. Since IUE (initial user experience) was very important, this often included inexperienced users.

The data was absolutely worth it, and definitely improved my designs, but it took a lot of patience to watch people struggle and fail without intervening or saying anything that would affect the results. It was rewarding, but sometimes excruciating.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Did you ever get any power users who raged at the lack of command line switches or something like that?

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 42 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

Nothing that techy. I did include power users in tests, but their requests were usually for specific hotkeys or to have their favourite (and lesser used by most users) feature front and centre.

It can be difficult to balance a UI for inexperienced and power users, but watching them interact with prototypes and the actual software does help.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This meant sitting with users and watching them use the software.

How did you manage not to strangle anyone, nor jump out of the window?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They'd probably have to put me behind glass or just make me watch a tape like it's an old handegg practice session.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 38 minutes ago

Nah, they'll just lock you in a cuck cage

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 hours ago

Opens word, goes to file, then open... Can't remember where the file is located.

Opens file manager, SUCCESS! Uses search instead of spending 1 week looking for the file down 100 subfolders. Right-clicks file, open location 🤔 (yeah, not just open).

Goes back to word by hovering the pointer all the way to the Word icon on the taskbar (because fuck ALT-Tab), navigate to the folder containing the file as found in the file manager. Scroll 11 pages because the files are organized by type. Clicks file, ONCE, clocks open.

Finally, aaaaand...

BSOD 😭

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 2 hours ago

It works in reverse too. Someone telling you to do something and then you do that and then they start interrupting because they have no idea of how you do it.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I enjoy watching some people play games. I cannot watch them play RPGs or similar with choices nor puzzles. Even if their puzzle solution is right in the end and mine is not, I still just get frustrated by the experience.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

This is me but speccing teammates in FPSes… I see the enemy like 6 times or hear footsteps etc knowing well in advance that this moron is going to die

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ever notice how ads for games show someone playing in the most inefficient way possible so people will want to download the game to play it correctly

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 1 points 2 hours ago

Heh, I honestly can't remember the last ad for a game I saw. Maybe on japanese TV since I don't get ads on YouTube where I spend most of my watching time. I'll keep an eye out for it, though; that does make sense.

/ As I type this, I realize I've seen several war thunder sponsored segments in videos, but I just ignore or mute.

[–] Boppel@feddit.org 24 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

uses windows and edge. 3 different antivirus softwares running. 99 tabs open. pressing keys with a single finger and 3 second search time for every letter. copy with right mouse click. every adress in the mail is added with cc instead of bcc.

uses only microsoft word on the most overpowered modern pc the world has ever seen. somehow still manages to exhaust its power.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 39 minutes ago

99 tabs open.

Rookie numbers.

[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 24 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"Now where is copy?... Copy copy copyyyaah here! "


"Aaaand... Paste"
"There you go... "

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Right click? Luxury! I’ve seen people go up to File>Edit far too many times.

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago

Right click > more options (which summons a whole new menu) > copy > close the file explorer > open a new file explorer > navigate to desired folder > right click > paste > realize that the "copy"-button was misclicked and the clipboard is empty > close file explorer > open new file explorer > navigate to original file > repeat.

I watch this loop twice.

[–] dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus 4 points 5 hours ago

as my family's tech support, i fully concur

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 25 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

That's what purgatory is, just watching middle management navigating whatever systems you know best.

[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

At my old job, the CEO was showing me something and accidentally closed the tab. He started to go to his history, and I said Ctrl-Shift-T. He was very impressed at least lol.

Listening to my boss and older co-workers who all get paid way more than me struggle to sign a PDF and blame everything on Firefox was a radicalizing moment for me

[–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 3 points 7 hours ago

Sooo slooow...