this post was submitted on 18 May 2026
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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What if I have big tiddys AND a beard/penis?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Free of charge

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 month ago

Only qualification needed is big tiddys.

Discount for you!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You should probably maybe trim your beard into better shapes than the beanis.

[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] lime@feddit.nu 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

at least he's an equal opportunity shithead

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You spelled "pillar of the community" wrong

[–] lime@feddit.nu 18 points 1 month ago

just because he's got his picture on one doesn't-

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

For my gender they are considered quite big. You shan't charge me full price.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is ambiguous. Is he wanting to teach people something or get his puss crushed?

[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Bisexuals are notorious for their blade skills

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ahoy, Thirsty Aspiring Sword Lesbians!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man knows what he likes, men with big boobs.

[–] Technotica@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Big tiddy dude. His favourite customer.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Literally nothing

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] meowmeow@quokk.au 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] meowmeow@quokk.au 5 points 1 month ago

I’m not crying, it’s misty out here.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No. That's a really crappy cheap brand of cigarette. Just put the thing out. Now a Dunhill or Nat Sherman, sure I'll hold those.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Bitch Tits and Blade Fight Club!