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[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We do this with crawfish in a lot of parts of the world, and that works a lot better since they'll also eat the decomposing plant matter that falls off the rice to keep the water cleaner and plants healthier.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 1 day ago

You could do all 3 since the crawfish would eat the fish waste too

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

These fish might be detritivores too (idk tho)

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then humans will work the land, and we can eat all three! This is genius!

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

Mmm grilled Steve

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's just very fresh sushi

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Deconstructed

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Fishes is not the plural of fish.

Unless we are eating rices too.

And I'm ok with that.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Multiple types of fish and rice= fishes and riced.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] kometes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Dammit, Miller.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

Fishes IS the plural if there are multiple species of fish.

Fishes IS NOT the plural if there multiple fish of the same species.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fishes can most certainly be plural for fish, especially when referring to different types.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Pretty much exclusively when referring to multiple types.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 days ago

Fishes is how you would pluralize multiple species of fish together.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah it should be fishies

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 0 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Rice grains is not the plural of rice grain.

Unless we are eating fish grains too.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago

I believe it’s fishi

[–] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago

Rice grains are a part of rice plants, just as Fish dicks is the plural of fish dick.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Zombie eat brains

[–] yilian@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why is this a shitpost? I’m not biologist.

[–] nicolauz@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fish shit... Plants need nutrients to grow...

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

So do fish.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, that's actually clever? Why is this shit?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 1 day ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That many fish will be breathing and consuming a considerable amount of their own waste.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 1 day ago

Some fish thrive in shitty conditions, like catfish

[–] WandowsVista@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

you're telling me a fish integrated this rice?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I fly over a fish farm as part of my job (Barramundi). It looks very industrial with artificial waterfalls between big square ponds. No way you could sneak rice fields through that.

I also fly over a crocodile farm. Maybe thats better for rice haha.

[–] scala@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Grass fed fish

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Before, we've had fish and chips. Now get ready for

[–] CHOPSTEEQ@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

Rices and Pisces

[–] CodeHead@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] gray@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Live fish storage and porridge

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago

This seems like it would be inefficient at both types of harvesting. Also the amount of pesticides and extra nutrients sprayed onto crops would cause algae blooms in the water and kill everything else.

Unless this is specifically designed as a low yield eco thing, in which case we'd need many multiples of land used to achieve the same output.

There's a reason the world population has exploded in the last few decades, without 10x the number of farms.