i could barely seduce people if my life depended on it
this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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Me and you both lol
Listen bears as a demographic are pretty easy in my experience... oh we're talking about the animal?
I don't think I could seduce a bear in like, a sexual way, but I DO think I could like, establish friendship with a bear. I could be one of those guys who's friends with a bear for 23 years until it bites my skull into pieces either intentionally or on accident
I think I could be great friends with a panda. Imagine me squatting, having a cigarette next to the panda just eating some bamboo.
Then several years later, I tragically die as the first confirmed human killed by a panda when it falls 7 meters out of a tree and lands directly on my head, killing me instantly.
Even men are choosing the bear
check out this sexy ass bear
I wouldnt be able since I couldnt deceive an innocent bear what if it really falls in love with me ?
I could do it if it the bear necesseties of my life depended on it.
If the bear's life depended on it then sure, ig I'll break my volcel oath
Could? More like already have!
Oh, nevermind.
yea i could vibe out a bear
could you? could you really?
My granola bar that I forgot to put in a bear box seduces them well enough
but could they seduce a twink?
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Cute lil bear bikini