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I don't think I could seduce a bear in like, a sexual way, but I DO think I could like, establish friendship with a bear. I could be one of those guys who's friends with a bear for 23 years until it bites my skull into pieces either intentionally or on accident
I think I could be great friends with a panda. Imagine me squatting, having a cigarette next to the panda just eating some bamboo.
Then several years later, I tragically die as the first confirmed human killed by a panda when it falls 7 meters out of a tree and lands directly on my head, killing me instantly.