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[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think I could be great friends with a panda. Imagine me squatting, having a cigarette next to the panda just eating some bamboo.

Then several years later, I tragically die as the first confirmed human killed by a panda when it falls 7 meters out of a tree and lands directly on my head, killing me instantly.