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I care about how my partner feels and I know from experience that shaving down there fucking sucks when it starts growing back, so I'd never request this.
Besides that, the dentist is always saying I don't floss enough so it just helps with flossing more. π
OK, that gave me a good chuckle haha
As someone who does shave his bush by choice, I canβt imagine going completely smooth. It takes forever and the burns and ingrowns canβt possibly be worth it, let alone demanding that of someone else? If someone wants to remove the hair down there, I really donβt get why the default assumption is to shave so close to the skin rather than trim (so itβs a bit like elongated stubble.) It also looks better than totally clean IMHO.
It really depends on the person's skin, hair, and method of hair removal.
I can't use blades, but my foil shaver works great as long as I exfoliate with a dermaplaner (at a 90Β° angle) after, and the next day. But foil shavers have a several week adjustment period while your skin gets used to it.
Epilators are also an option if you have a decent pain tolerance. Once you do it a few times, the pain drastically diminishes. Big downside is public hair roots are really stuck in there, so there'll be some skin level breakages that are prone to becoming ingrow until the folical is ripped out a few times and gets weaker. But a foil shaver and dermaplaner fix that up for the most part.
Oh, so now you're eating Jolly ranchers out of the carpet?
And with that memory freshly back in your mind, I'm out.
It's cool, I'm just gonna be over here throwing up and praying that early onset dementia wipes that part of my memory.
Gushers
How is this picture related exactly
Bushes
And the muddy river running parallel to them?
Pee
Silly! Girls donβt pee. They donβt have balls!
She needs to drink more water then
Maybe she doesnβt wipe?
I could do without that part tbh
Social media users need to be plied with meaningless imagery to keep them focused for the three seconds it takes to read this. It's absolutely fucking pathetic.
Struggled to read this - lots of words and not enough Subway Surfers.
Wet
As someone who started fucking in the 80's, I welcome the new "bushwhacked" experience, but I do not require it. I know my way around the jungle.
That said, fucking in the 80's and 90's was a very hairy experience.
70s moreso
it's not ideal; but it is pussy.
And this is why I keep one of those little flossers in my purse.
It's like mustaches: they don't look nice, but they feel good
Bonus proteins π€€π€€ because in every forest animals live.
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