Hexbear deserves being dunked on for not making posts like this

It's better than everybody talking about climate change making them want to die

this is the best reddit post in years, i cannot believe this has been classified as dunk tank material

It's a pretty funny bit, I'm sorry to admit that "Hey guys, it's Limp Dick Calvin" got a chuckle

Opening a caffeine capsule and putting the powder that was inside it on and underneath their tongue would've accomplished the exact same thing...

They just wanted to stick something up their arse. More power to them.

why is this in the dunk tank!?

Wtf they deleted his boofing post and his account is suspended

This is posting excellence. Posting perfection. These are the posts that inspire us all.

Do better, Hexbear.

So, I froze a thinner than usual popsicle last night

Coward.

Someone give this man some amphetamines

I don't know how to to the 1984 calendar emoji

Shoving an iced coffee up my butt and having an anime power-up transformation to become a commercial real estate broker.

This is a beautifully written post, worthy of r/drugscirclejerk

I can't dunk on this. This dude is fucking hero.

I'm gonna start every comment and post from now on with "hey guys, its limp dick calvin"

Fella needed a broscience excuse to put something in his butt. We've had squat plugs for years, dawg

Silly as it is I can't fault the guy for doing science and reporting his results

unironically I see no good reason to make fun of this other than the danger caused by cold

They're calling reddit.com an "app" now?

Mofo never heard of an enema.

This is truly a high quality post. Thank you for bringing it to my attention

Maybe he's onto something

Every time I see shit like this I first think it's a bit, then I remind myself that this is . So there's a non zero chance that even if the op wrote it as a bit, someone saw the post and did it themselves. I mean, it's an energy drink subreddit! These posters have to be the sweatiest dude bros in existence.

Would I get similar results if I put a caffeine pill under my foreskin?

Limitless pill except there's one catch

Respect our troops

"Go shove an energy drink up your ass" just became my goto response to redditors.

Somewhere around November of 2020, Reddit became 4chan, like the tipping point in South Park when the public pool became more piss than chlorinated water.

US drug policy be like "this is better for society than baking weed into a brownie