I'd watch it if they both just beat the shit out of each other with golf clubs.

I used to be anti-gun, until I found out that Canadians own guns at the same rate as TEXANS. We Americans are losing our fucking minds. We're kept at each other's throats to distract us from the fact that the 1% are fucking us all over.

Missouri has the lowest life expectancy of any state. Good job there fuckwit, your constituents get to meet Jesus sooner than everyone else. YEE-FUCKING-HAW!

Why the fuck are repulitards like cartoon villains except without the humor?

Years ago I had an HP all-in-one. Every time I'd turn it on it would do a "print test" wasting ink. I got fed up one time and stomped that fucker to death office space style (without the Ghetto Boys accompaniment). Fuck HP in the ass with a rusty razor wire wrapped pipe.

Somewhere around November of 2020, Reddit became 4chan, like the tipping point in South Park when the public pool became more piss than chlorinated water.

This reminds me of when Trump suggested nuking a hurricane.

Whoever chose the colors for this can eat a bag of dicks.

I recently quit my job over this exact thing. I am (was) the highest producer in my department for a certain metal part in my whole department. My department consisted of 4 different machines and ran 3 shifts. The next highest producer in my department might have 70 to 75% of my production for the year. I found out one lazy ass, who's output is less than half of mine, makes a dollar more that me.

To be fair, I understood right away that "ordering" meant "buying", because these days you can order your own pizza as easily as texting someone else to do it. It's kind of a big ask if you're not actually in a relationship already whether romantic or platonic.

Think about it, smoking is as green as it gets. Think of how much waste every human makes every year and how many animals have to die just to sustain the average human for a year. Think of how much plastic waste the average human makes. If every human lived 20 fewer years, that's mountains of garbage and billions of creatures saved from extinction.

I know you probably mean prostitutes or "escorts", but aren't porn actors also sex workers? I watch porn all the time, so do a lot of people. I feel sorry for the sad sacks who aren't "allowed" to look at porn because their significant other is so goddamn insecure, the idea of their partner having their own private thoughts scares the shit out of them.