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The name of this emoji will never not be funny
imagine being a young journalist and hopeful writer and thinking "the washington post--aka the jeff bezos vanity media brand--is where i will find my voice."
like no wonder it's a bunch of white mannequins in oxford button downs.
And they call backstab each other like crazy in their efforts to be the one to write the article that's the nth version of "Why taxing billionaires is bad".
pick meeeeeeeeeeeeee for your cushy superstructure job berating the poors!
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHAT'S AN EASY A? LET ME GUESS, IT'S SOME SORT OF HUMANITIES CLASS OR A GENDER STUDIES COURSE?
When I was in school, the undergrad classes with the highest fail rates were:
- Statistics
- Organic Chemistry
- Art History
- The other Art History course
- No seriously what the fuck
- NON-ART MAJORS STOP TAKING THESE CLASSES IT'S NOT AN EASY GRADE LIKE THIS IS AN ACTUAL DISCIPLINE MISNOMER'D REALLY IT'S THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING OUTSIDE OF POLITICS AND ECONOMICS
When I was in undergrad I took an art history course that was meant for people of all majors. I had to read and write so much for that course... It had equivalent workload to my engineering major courses. I loved it so much.
Do take statistics though. Not because it's easy but because it is hard (and how they pull the wool over your head)
I took a Michelangelo course that kicked my ass, but I also was fascinated by it. Still remember a decent amount from it which is more than what I can say for most courses.
I think i would get more out of watching four different mayonnaise jars for an hour
I’m sure these guys could tell you all about the best brand of mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise being good isn't a white people thing it's a "do you like your dressings and dipping sauces emulsified or creamy" thing tho
Totally, my joke was more that these guys are the types to give unsolicited opinions as fact.
UH, UH, YEAH, WHO WOULD EVER DO THAT
I do not; keep that slime off my food.
P.S. - i love your cooking posts
Yeah well it's the only way you're going to get anything resembling a vegan lime crema from me and lime crema is the best savory condiment ever invented by a person so you're just missing out on huge flavor i guess
Also missing out on delicious shit like toum which is like garlic mayonnaise (no it's not aioli, did i call it aioli)
Also thank you
Toum is like aioli made by someone who had the courage to add as much garlic to it as I believe any emulsified oil sauce should have.
PRETTY MUCH
So, uh, how do you make vegan lime crema? (Asking for a friend)
It's just limey mayonnaise, just take vegan mayo and add a bit of salt and pepper and a lot of minced garlic and garlic powder and then whisk in lime juice until it's runny (you can add cold water if it gets too limey first)
It's not as good as non vegan because of no sour cream but i haven't had any vegan sour cream that's good, the only recipes i've had at work are like "make some gross blended up tofu" and it's like nah that's bad i ain't doin that
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Also there's a recipe for Tokyo street fries where the seasoning is basically salt, pepper, nutritional yeast and powdered sesame, and the recipe i had called for it to go with a sriracha aioli which is just sriracha mayonnaise and it's sooooo good, eating that made all the weirdos who put mayonnaise on their fries make sense to me
I can't believe that white people took "aioli" and turned it into mayonnaise plus something else. Aioli is a specific thing and it is not mayonnaise.
Don't blame me, i had to inform my sous chef that garlic is an emulsifier. I also wasn't believed when i was like "it's literally in the name dawg it's... ai oli, garlic and oil dawg, that's, that's what it is"
But you know what though, toum is better anyway and nobody knows what tf is in crackerland so nobody argues with me about what it is when i make it
Convincing people that toum is the greatest is easiest when you refer to it as "Trader Joe's Garlic Spread"
Did the same with moonshine which ironically was already a white people thing. Rather than hillbilly liquor it's now some flavored spirit
Look - Casual Oxford Attired Guy #3 - Duke's is a superior mayonnaise. I should know. I'm Casual Oxford Attired Guy #1.
The answer is Hellmann's vegan mayo
Mayo is a top tier sandwich condiment and you'll not convince me otherwise
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Why did you link to it? We are literally blowing the numbers up?
Link or lib sometimes causes collateral damage 
I'm naughty.
these dipshits are in favor of conversion therapy apparently. content warning for transphobia because one of the hosts uses the phrase "radical gender ideology" without a shred of irony. absolutely disgusting. https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=Yx8ZdUrrkUc
I assumed they are awful lib/neolib dipshits. I misjudged them. They're far worse than that.
whew that's a lot of psychic damage, there's that one guy but then the rest of the panel are just agreeing with him and being like 'well why can't you teach both sides, not very freedom to restrict how a business operates'
This feels like Vox going from posting cute little explainer videos about architecture or whatever, and pivoting to only posting boring lib podcasts that nobody wants to watch.
People listen to pods to either learn something, laugh or both at the same time.
This is a pod setup specifically to do the opposite on both counts. Of course it's failing.
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Some of those views (10ish?) are surely from a Bluesky post making fun of that particular episode just a few hours ago.
This Washington Post Opinions podcast episode has 470 views on YouTube.
https://bsky.app/profile/mattgertz.bsky.social/post/3mlola2yoqs2y
Reporting in as the 252nd viewer of this video after three weeks. You guys are really doing numbers! Time to renegotiate your salary!
So more than half now are people marveling at the low view count. It's like some kind of reverse Streisand effect.
They still have some videos that haven't gone this viral yet though. This video titled "Trump Goes TACO In Iran" has 23 views after seven weeks. I'm giving a link through an invidious instance on the offchance (I have no idea tbh) that views through that will preserve this video's pristine purity.
Clockwise from top left: Will, Felix, Matt, Chris
The only thing I really learned from college was the courses taken didn't matter, just the GPA to those hiring. cough google before they removed the don't be evil part
So it's not easy As being the issue it's again fucking corporations hiring processes fucking people over.
Then again unsurprising bezos would want to try and get people to not get educations
Why does this teams call have 4 IT guys?
Still more popular than Third Way's videos
Wasn't this a hot topic in like 2013?
The Four White Guys with Their Legs Crossed know what's hot. And - more importantly - what should be hot.
They only thing that's hot in that picture is their legs. Those trousers look like some awful poly-wool blend.
Do they call each other gay and say their dick is small?
"Easy As" are not ruining education, they are a symptom of it. They are the band-aid to vanishing critical thinking skills.
They're all really shy about the possible outline of their weiners.
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