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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

I checked out all of your opinions, then believed the opposite.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

I investigated myself and found out that I'm right. Lol

[–] LoonyLenny 6 points 1 week ago

Be like water. Let your opinions take shape.

Statements of fact can be proved or disproved with objective evidence, whereas statements of opinion depend on personal values and preferences.

https://misinforeview.hks.harvard.edu/article/fact-opinion-differentiation/

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Tangentism@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Is that the old, or new school?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Common sense, I guess...

[–] Athena5898@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

I ask the magic conch

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

i just don't listen to other people. i cover my ears and go LA LA LA whenever my opinion is challenged.

[–] Tangentism@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I pull my bed covers over my head and huff my own farts until I see stars then the universe lets me know that I'm correct about everything

[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Because i said so, duh

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

i was born this way

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Many, many years of being right in the first place

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm always wrong, so I take my initial opinion I truly believe and then I choose to hold the opposite of that opinion.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

This made me think of that Seinfeld episode where George does the exact opposite of every decision he would normally make, and then someone else posted a gif from it

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's where I got it from lol it's the Costanza rule, but I joke that it's really the Costanza paradox since choosing to do the opposite is still a choice and so it should also be wrong

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

I know this doesn't happen for everyone but for me it was when I became a father.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I believe that V. I. Lenin communed with Satan and received his unholy word, and so everything he wrote was pure lies.

Lies are actually good, according to my twisted, warped morality.

Whenever I encounter a question about anything, I just consult my unholy texts and blindly accept whatever I read.

If the answer's not in there, I declare the person who asked it to be a treasonous heretic.

I actually love treason and heresy so sometimes we end up making out. But only if it's gay.

I'm genderfluid so whether it's gay or not depends on which gender I am atm, which is an open question. And whenever I encounter a question, I read Lenin about it.

I can't find the answer and now I'm trapped in an endless loop where all I do is read Lenin and question my gender. And that loop's name?

Samsara.

Thank you for coming to my poetry reading.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Easy, just be me, you comparative dunce.

Well played! 😅

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Since I started to do everything in hindsight.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Natural Stupidity.