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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

I investigated myself and found out that I'm right. Lol

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

I checked out all of your opinions, then believed the opposite.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Common sense, I guess...

[–] LoonyLenny 6 points 2 months ago

Be like water. Let your opinions take shape.

Statements of fact can be proved or disproved with objective evidence, whereas statements of opinion depend on personal values and preferences.

https://misinforeview.hks.harvard.edu/article/fact-opinion-differentiation/

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tangentism@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Is that the old, or new school?

[–] Athena5898@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

I ask the magic conch

[–] Tangentism@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I pull my bed covers over my head and huff my own farts until I see stars then the universe lets me know that I'm correct about everything

[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

joseph smith

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

i just don't listen to other people. i cover my ears and go LA LA LA whenever my opinion is challenged.

[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Because i said so, duh

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm always wrong, so I take my initial opinion I truly believe and then I choose to hold the opposite of that opinion.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

This made me think of that Seinfeld episode where George does the exact opposite of every decision he would normally make, and then someone else posted a gif from it

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That's where I got it from lol it's the Costanza rule, but I joke that it's really the Costanza paradox since choosing to do the opposite is still a choice and so it should also be wrong

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

i was born this way

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Many, many years of being right in the first place

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I know this doesn't happen for everyone but for me it was when I became a father.

Well played! 😅

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I believe that V. I. Lenin communed with Satan and received his unholy word, and so everything he wrote was pure lies.

Lies are actually good, according to my twisted, warped morality.

Whenever I encounter a question about anything, I just consult my unholy texts and blindly accept whatever I read.

If the answer's not in there, I declare the person who asked it to be a treasonous heretic.

I actually love treason and heresy so sometimes we end up making out. But only if it's gay.

I'm genderfluid so whether it's gay or not depends on which gender I am atm, which is an open question. And whenever I encounter a question, I read Lenin about it.

I can't find the answer and now I'm trapped in an endless loop where all I do is read Lenin and question my gender. And that loop's name?

Samsara.

Thank you for coming to my poetry reading.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Easy, just be me, you comparative dunce.

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Since I started to do everything in hindsight.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Natural Stupidity.