Shitty Ask Lemmy

I believe that V. I. Lenin communed with Satan and received his unholy word, and so everything he wrote was pure lies.

Lies are actually good, according to my twisted, warped morality.

Whenever I encounter a question about anything, I just consult my unholy texts and blindly accept whatever I read.

If the answer's not in there, I declare the person who asked it to be a treasonous heretic.

I actually love treason and heresy so sometimes we end up making out. But only if it's gay.

I'm genderfluid so whether it's gay or not depends on which gender I am atm, which is an open question. And whenever I encounter a question, I read Lenin about it.

I can't find the answer and now I'm trapped in an endless loop where all I do is read Lenin and question my gender. And that loop's name?

Samsara.

Thank you for coming to my poetry reading.