"It should be fine, we hope" 
both quotes
The Chief Wiggums of public health policy.
this post was submitted on 09 May 2026
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We learned a lot from covid, this time people will drink beef tallow instead of ivermectin.
I should start selling ivermectallow I will be a billionaire
Apologies: Legal said I had to change the name but wouldn't tell me why. It might have been my imagination but I thought I heard giggling.
I will only eat pure beef tallow from cows fed a diet of only ivermectin. It's what God would have wanted
Seems like the new thing is methylene blue
Ivermethylene
I've heard great things about colloidal silver.
blue meth
Seeing all the people going "not falling for it this time!" Or "funny how there's always a pandemic under trump" makes me despair
It is funny, though.
Western countries: This new virus comes from some weird foreign country. It is dangerous and the foreigners aren't doing enough to control it! Oh, we have it now? Uh, actually, it's not possible to control it, we're just going to let it run its course and hope for the best. Oh, millions are getting sick? Uh um, it's actually fine, it's just a light fever, everyone has it, washing your hands is weird and undemocratic, bye
I'm sure it'll be fine if we just ignore it
I hope
It's a solid plan with precedent. 
Well the incubation period is 2 months so we'll probably start finding out around halloween
Is that true? That makes the whole situation way scarier to me if that's fact
1-8 weeks
holy shit
So we're fucked right.
Nurgle take the wheel!
Shit has gotten to the point where I actively researched if pets can get it (they can) and have adapted my behavior on walks with them accordingly.
I really have no fucking hope if this becomes a global thing. Fortunately, it seems like it wont? At least at this point.
Hantaviruses have been an issue for pets for a long time. We've been through waves before where breeders were forced to euthanize most of their animals due to possible exposure. Every few years, there's an outbreak and people have to be extra careful.
Most powerful man in the world everyone
That's the funniest thing you could chuck in the middle of a statement like this
Time to hoard bleach and advertise it to chuds like ivermectin.
Be a real shame if we all have to vote by mail.
Lazer lights everyone