this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

cordyceps but it forces you to go to fuddruckers

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

What if the first symptom of a highly contagious pathogen is to make you go to as many social gatherings as possible.

The real version of hiding your zombie bite.

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

America is a failed state

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

geordi-no measles

geordi-yes usales (oh hey, that's a twofer! doggirl-smart)

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

USA less U sales Usless

I think it's a threefer

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Ok, hear me out; it's like that Cat/Rat toxoplasmosis but it makes you extremely extroverted.