If she also sleeps with me and not just my husband, she could have twice as much cum. Then again this would mean less cum for me, which is upsetting.
this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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This was the rollercoaster I came here for.
you came here? im sure the cumslut will be happy to hear that
Hopefully
Cum'on, you had Rollercumster right there :(
Are you sure you are not the cumslut in question?
Truly, this is the socialist utopia I am fighting for.
From each according to their ability; from each according to their needs. If you have plenty, it's only reasonable to share with the cumslut
This is a classic example of the decline of the American standard of living!
Boomer misogynists were able to hate their wives. GenX hated on their girlfriends. GenY is forced to hate women in theory.
Fuck this is bleak.
GenX hated on their girlfriends
This not true! We hate on everyone equally.
What about gen Z? Metaphysically?
Femboys
Why is this so true? Damn that's sad.
What's the take on us millenials?
Millenials are GenY. Confused the hell out of me for awhile until I realized we were the ones people were talking about.
We thought a better world for everyone is coming and we can leave the hate for women etc. behind. Then the change didnt come so we are left searching for validation and a sense of security in the arms and croch of married men eversince.
I was just curious lol. Im married and everything, so I wanted to know what the general consensus was.
Immediately assumed this was a Violet post.
I didn't, but that's because I remembered the other thread where TSH claimed to be the other woman in an affair. People were outraged.
Who?
Same, which is odd since I blocked her a while ago
I have a husband? Is he hot? How much money does he have? does this mean I have health coverage? Is the cumslut included with this deal? Where's my ring?
Thanks @TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid
Defeat the cumslut by becoming the cumslut.
!You know you want to!<
I don't get it. How often you homewreck bi–curious women?
Is that a famous cumslut?
That is the person saying the quote about cumsluts.
I think he wants to jerk it to this chick but isn’t sure if she’s getting railed online anywhere
I was expecting this to be a violet08 post.