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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 107 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I hope this is a fictitious example and he's not actually paying almost $20 for a cookie.

But I've talked to enough Californians to know how much some people are willing to pay for things.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe with DoorDash fees, but if that's the case then this guy fucking deserves bankruptcy.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mfer door dashing cookies one at a time

[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 6 points 2 weeks ago

If it is from Crumbl, thus seems more than possible

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Cookies $3,600

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying"

“Spend less on cookies”

“No”

[–] oascany@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At $20/cookie, this is 180 cookies per month, or an average of 6 cookies per day.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah. Their family is dying. They need to spend more on cookies, not less.

[–] oascany@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You're right I vote to get rid of the food budget entirely. That's 10 more cookies a month.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I hope nobody is stupid enough to pay $3.75 for a cookie, let alone any of those other prices!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on the cookie.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey man, Cookie is a nice girl. She's doing the best she can in this economy.

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A friend of mine moved to SF right out of college. A year or so later, he told me that he visited Busch Gardens Williamsburg which is a theme park near where we grew up. It was originally owned by Anheuser-Busch, so you can get beer basically anywhere in the park.

He had this to say:

"You know, this is the first time I've been since turning 21. I was surprised to see how cheap the beer was. They were only charging $8 a pint."

[–] potpotato@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was he surprised a pint of beer in general was $8 or specifically at an amusement park? Because, for the latter, that is surprising.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

He was surprised it was $8 in an amusement park.

This was also like 14 years ago. Might need to update the dollar amount when I tell this story.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah if you’re used to California prices most places feel like a deal. I don’t bat an eye paying $4.70 a gallon for gas currently.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

This guy's buying cookies from Erewhon

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[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

It's one cookie, Michael, what could it cost, $20?

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There's a lot of things lately that I realized that I don't really care for now that they are expensive anyway. I haven't paid for XBox Game Pass since it went up. I'm not missing it. I haven't had Neflix or Spotify in 2 years. I don't miss it. Losing Amazon Prime saved me a ton of cash and made me realize I was buying crap I didn't need. I haven't had McDonald's, Chipotle, or Jimmy John's in a long time.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I haven’t had Neflix or Spotify

For the last few years I ask for a 1 yr gift card for Spotify premium, costs like $99 so it balances not terrible for the year.

But especially since I have an AdGuard home DNS, I'm loving tubi. Haven't seen an ad and the selection isn't bad.

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[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Wanna use this opportunity to shill an awesome cookie recipe by Adam Regusea.

Recipe :

Ingredients

  • 113g (1 stick) butter
  • 200g sugar (1 cup granulated or brown, but I prefer 1 2/3 cups powdered sugar)
  • 5-10g (1-2 teaspoons) molasses (optional, replicates the taste of brown sugar)
  • 1 egg
  • 10g (1 teaspoon of ~~Morton~~ whatever brand you want kosher) salt (use 2/3rds of that if your butter is salted)
  • 4-8g (1-2 teaspoons) vanilla extract
  • 3g (1/2 teaspoon) baking soda
  • 230g (about 1.5 cups) bread flour (1 2/3 cups all-purpose flour is OK instead)
  • 100g chocolate chips or other mix-ins

Instructions

  1. Get the oven (convection if possible) heating to 375ºF/190ºC 
  2. Melt the butter
  3. Mix in the sugar (and optional molasses) until smooth
  4. Mix in the egg until very smooth
  5. Mix in the salt (FYI, some people might not like their cookies as salty as I do), vanilla, baking soda, flour and chips

The dough should be a little sticky — you can chill it for a few minutes to make it easier to shape.

  1. Divide the dough into six 115g portions and roll each into something like a golf ball.

  2. Space them evenly on a baking sheet — no parchment paper or grease necessary (but you can use parchment paper if wanted).

  3. Flatten each ball into something like a hockey puck and tidy up the circular shape.

  4. Turn the oven off and turn the broiler/grill on maximum. 

  5. Give it a minute or two to heat up, then put in the cookies near the top.

  6. Let the broiler brown the tops of the cookies until golden — this should only take a minute, so don't walk away or they'll burn.

  7. If you're doing multiple pans of cookies, brown them each one at a time.

  8. Turn the broiler off and the oven back on to 375ºF/190ºC.

  9. Give the broiler a couple minutes to cool down, then return the cookies to the oven.

  10. Bake until they spread and look done to you — mine take about eight minutes as this stage, but they'll take longer if you don't have a convection fan.

For perfect “chewy” texture, take them out when they just look a hair under-baked.

Let the cookies cool and solidify before scraping them off the baking sheet.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If there's one ingredient where you really don't need to use a specific brand it's salt.

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

True, but when measuring by volume it IS important to be clear about whether you're using coarse or fine salt. The distinction is not important if you measure ingredients by mass like a civilized person.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago

Let me rant about sour cream. In America, land of the free, home of the brave, we measure things by volume. Why? Because fuck you, that's why, I guess. When you need sour cream, you look at it and see "oz", ahh, ounces, okay, so how many fluid ounces are in a cup? Alright, let me look that up and... Wait a second. That's "oz" not "fl oz". That's the weight ounce, not the volume fluid ounces!

It was at this point in the conversation that my wife got frustrated and said it was probably the same. To which I protest, no, it's not, they're different! To know how much volume is in this stupid container of sour cream I need to look up the fucking density of sour cream or just guesstimate based on if I think it's gonna fit in a measuring cup or whatever. And you know they're playing with shrink flation and that thing where your brain has trouble with certain shapes and thinks it's bigger than it really is.

So imagine my frustration when writing this post that I randomly decide to look up how much a fluid ounce of water weighs, because I think at one point that was brought up and I said we shouldn't assume water and sour cream have the same density. But apparently a fluid ounce of water weighs 1.041 ounces. And also, apparently the density of sour cream is extremely close to water. According to this god-forsaken website it is 1.0125 ounces per fluid ounce.

Screenshot of a horrible looking website. God have mercy on who sees this. Words cannot describe it. A cacophony of images overlaps grids. Through the chaos one can see that it is 8.1 oz/US cup

SO IMAGINE HOW STUPID I FEEL THAT AFTER WRITING ALL THIS TO VENT ABOUT IT, THAT YES, IN FACT, AN OUNCE OF SOUR CREAM IS ABOUT A FLUID OUNCE.

I hope this brought you joy.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Especially true when it's something like flour which can be massively different in density if it's poured or scooped or packed in.

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[–] starik@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

If you’re making chocolate chip cookies, I highly recommend browning half of the butter in a pan. Heat it on medium low, stirring, until it starts to turn brown. Then pour it into a bowl and let it cool a minute before mixing in/melting the rest of the butter (you don’t want the new butter to sizzle when you add it). It really adds a great, distinctive flavor that the best chocolate chip cookies have.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

the cookie shop was working on it already

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

"oh no, cost of production went up 30 cents. Better pump prices by 5 dollars and blame inflation"

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Not even inflation just an experiment

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Cookies aren't even that difficult to make yourself...

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 12 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

It's crazy how expensive it is not knowing how to bake, if you like good bread.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Most people have no idea how expensive it is not knowing how to cook.

I genuinely can't understand why people complain about having no money and then spend $50 on $4 worth of food to have someone bring it to you in more time then it takes to make.

Someone somewhere right now is ordering pasta, the highest margin restaurant for item, at a 900% markup compared to basic ingredients in the store. And it takes longer. And tastes worse by the time it gets there.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What we want are cafeterias and automats.

What we get are finely crafted artisan pasta experiences, and empty closed buildings, but nothing in between.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You say that, but cafeterias and automats are usually wholly impersonal mass produced garbage like fast food in another wrapper. That's what they were when they were new, a la carte prison food. They would bet slammed for not being authentic enough for some reason.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But I don't want garbage. I want inauthentic mass-produced healthy food - economies of scale.

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[–] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There are a couple of pricey delivery cookie places by my house.

I never used them before, but I was curious how much cookies actually cost these days. Getting a single cookie is $2.50 in-store, delivery is $7, so getting that single cookie delivered would be $9.50.

Getting a single cookie, however big, is crazy so you have to get two right? So that is $13. Then a tip and taxes, and damn that's an expensive set of cookies.

[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Okay who in their right mind would order a single cookie or two? Please don't tell me people actually do this?

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Damn and y'all tip the driver too? We pay like 3 bucks for delivery unless we order enough crap then it's free at most places.

Delivery driver gets a regular wage no matter what.

what cookie? we shouldn't judge, maybe its worth ot

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational greedflation.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/greedflation

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