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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 107 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I hope this is a fictitious example and he's not actually paying almost $20 for a cookie.

But I've talked to enough Californians to know how much some people are willing to pay for things.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe with DoorDash fees, but if that's the case then this guy fucking deserves bankruptcy.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mfer door dashing cookies one at a time

[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 6 points 2 weeks ago

If it is from Crumbl, thus seems more than possible

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Cookies $3,600

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying"

“Spend less on cookies”

“No”

[–] oascany@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At $20/cookie, this is 180 cookies per month, or an average of 6 cookies per day.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah. Their family is dying. They need to spend more on cookies, not less.

[–] oascany@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You're right I vote to get rid of the food budget entirely. That's 10 more cookies a month.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I hope nobody is stupid enough to pay $3.75 for a cookie, let alone any of those other prices!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on the cookie.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey man, Cookie is a nice girl. She's doing the best she can in this economy.

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

See the Cookie I know is neither, but 20 bucks for the slop he cooks after they shot his taste buds off in the army should be a crime.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A friend of mine moved to SF right out of college. A year or so later, he told me that he visited Busch Gardens Williamsburg which is a theme park near where we grew up. It was originally owned by Anheuser-Busch, so you can get beer basically anywhere in the park.

He had this to say:

"You know, this is the first time I've been since turning 21. I was surprised to see how cheap the beer was. They were only charging $8 a pint."

[–] potpotato@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was he surprised a pint of beer in general was $8 or specifically at an amusement park? Because, for the latter, that is surprising.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

He was surprised it was $8 in an amusement park.

This was also like 14 years ago. Might need to update the dollar amount when I tell this story.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah if you’re used to California prices most places feel like a deal. I don’t bat an eye paying $4.70 a gallon for gas currently.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

This guy's buying cookies from Erewhon

[–] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

How much are they prepared to pay for things?

What the going rate for a doodad these days?