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[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Be kind, save and return to main menu.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

My grandmother unironically thought you had to do that... She was not a smart lady.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

This is what I had to use to prevent the rental place from fining me for not fully retracting the magnetic spools on my optical media.

[–] cannibalkitteh@piefed.blahaj.zone 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's because if you don't rewind far enough back, the next person won't see the unskippable FBI warning and will be immune from the FBI's effects for the duration of the film.

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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Thankfully the places with newer stock had the RRW reverse re-wind discs, so it was easy enough to click it forward one step once you got to the end of a disc

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I had one that could rewind multiple DVDs at once. What a fee saver that was.

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

Specially for blurays. Idk if this one supports br, but those would take forever to rewind.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably the same young kids that REFUSE to buy oscillating doormats, or refill the blinker fluid on rentals.

GenZ, I tells ya....

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

oscillating doormats

alright explain

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

An oscillating doormat sounds like a great invention. Step on it and it vibrates to rub dirt off your shoes.

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[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Can someone explain?

Not what it is, I can read but why was it needed at all?

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 51 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

its a joke device that was a meme at the time of the transition to disk media. not meant to be taken seriously.

now time to go back to my racecar vhs rewinder

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Might have been a joke to you.

I have my collection all rewound and ready to go.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You had to rewind VHS. Then VHS got replaced by DVD, but unfortunately most early DVD players did not have a rewind function, thus this device.

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't you rewind them on the VHS in the meantime?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Different technology. VHS rewound magnetic tape using gear rotors. DVDs rewound optic media using spinning lasers.

I miss seeing the disco lights

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You better put those photons back in the right order before returning

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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It is not needed. There were old VHS tape rewinders that people used, and this is a play on those.

"Ha ha, gotta rewind the DVD"

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's a myth. DVDs tend to lose synchronicity if you don't rewind them and always turn them the same direction. Why do you think there is subtitle timing adjustment in most media players?

[–] notabot@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

I wish the kids understood this back then. It made a lot of rentals almost unwatchable.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's obviously becsuse different drives spin at different speeds so you may need to adjust the way it reads the disc so it plays back properly and not all sped up or down.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember the real big one for records.

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Be kind FRWD

[–] Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Never understood the point in this. When you flipped the DVD to the other side to play the other half it naturally rewound the first side. Such a scam.

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

…but then you still need to rewind the second side.

Duh.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] portuga@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

We had one of those. But then there was the fire incident. I thought in my childhood innocence years that burning CDs was a metaphor

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like an actual device I had for applying labels to burnt CDs. You'd print the labels in your inkjet printer.

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I had a DVD burner that could burn labels while in the drive...lightscribe. I was the coolest.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh man I wanted that so bad

Luckily my dad was a tech nerd so we always had new/cool shit to play with.

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[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We couldn't afford that. We had to put our DVDs on our finger and spin them backwards

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[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you kidding me? I remember rewinding DVDs like it was yesterday...

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

yeah maybe, but did you ever have to stick a pencil in the hole of a DVD to re-spool it because your diskman chewed it up?

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 11 points 2 weeks ago

No but using a proper diamond needle did end with most of my collection getting damaged over time.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Common misconception. This only works for Japanese DVDs.

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Back in my day, we had wax cylinder rewaxers.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing are a steampunkish punk band that actually put out a release on wax cylinder in 2010. It was one of the first new ones in decades and if I remember correctly it was quite the effort to get someone with a functional antique machine to put it back to production.

[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

We laugh, but this was an actual product.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This version turns your copy of Shrek into a fucking Beyblade

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[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair rewinding by hand was much faster by hand if you used your CD/DVD spindle to rewind in bulk!

Kids these days and their PLC NAND flash!

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

it says right there, "dvd rewinder"

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

also kids dont know about the importance of blinker fluid for their car and need to always be reminded to buy some

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] kamen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The legacy lives on - nowadays I have to rewind my FLAC tracks.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

car downloader.

[–] DFX4509B@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's an obvious grift is what it is.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thanfuly, we were always poor as fuck, so this is very strange to actually see

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