This is a "what is heavier, 1 kg of bricks or 1 kg of feathers"-type of question.
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Well atleast he is trying
Lana Rhodes certainly. She isn't going to be able to affect me.
Mike Tyson would get me some 3-4 seconds in.
Would not last 1 minute with either
Does Gen Z have any iconic porn stars or is it all just camgirls?
The equivalent is probably somebody who went down the TikTok Star -> Onlyfans path.
I reckon there is that British chick that fucks 1000 men a day or something. Is she Gen Z?
I don't know anything about Lana Rhodes, is she also a convicted rapist?
mike Tyson is 59 now, still don't think I'd last a minute though
Frankly, I'm not sure I could take Lana Rhodes in a fight. She seems like a badass.
Right? I'm stage 5 kidney failure on dialysis, they'd both fuck me up probably. I guess I might have a higher chance of survival with Lana?
Nice try buddy! You'll need a good scaple if you want her juicy kidney.
I mean......Logan Paul didn't seem to have much of an issue against Tyson.
How's Lana's blocking? I bet I could knock her out easier that I could knock out Tyson.
It’s Logan Paul, 99.999% sure he also pays his “Opponents” to let him win
Tyson is like 70 dude.
Yes, but he's also Mike Tyson. He can probably still hit someone hard enough to kill them on the spot.
Jake forgot that one simple trick.
I'm pretty sure the for the vast majority of people Mike Tyson has a much better chance of finishing them off in a minute than Lana.

Now kith
What is he doing with Norm McDonald in that photo???
I only get 1 min either way
I don’t think you get 3 seconds with prime Tyson
1 minute with either of them is the same length of time, so neither, and both.
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?
A pund of feathers.
The guilt you get from skinning those pigeons is infinitely more heavy.
Lana Rhodes has big blobby butt implants
I'll just take the money.
I don't really want to hit a woman. But I could kick Lana's ass.
Lick*
Are you sure about that? Porn stars are usually in really good shape.