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[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

This is a "what is heavier, 1 kg of bricks or 1 kg of feathers"-type of question.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Ken M comment

[–] faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 hour ago

Well atleast he is trying

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 3 hours ago

Lana Rhodes certainly. She isn't going to be able to affect me.

Mike Tyson would get me some 3-4 seconds in.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Would not last 1 minute with either

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Does Gen Z have any iconic porn stars or is it all just camgirls?

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 hours ago

The equivalent is probably somebody who went down the TikTok Star -> Onlyfans path.

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I reckon there is that British chick that fucks 1000 men a day or something. Is she Gen Z?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I don't know anything about Lana Rhodes, is she also a convicted rapist?

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 hours ago

mike Tyson is 59 now, still don't think I'd last a minute though

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 19 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Frankly, I'm not sure I could take Lana Rhodes in a fight. She seems like a badass.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Right? I'm stage 5 kidney failure on dialysis, they'd both fuck me up probably. I guess I might have a higher chance of survival with Lana?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 2 hours ago

Nice try buddy! You'll need a good scaple if you want her juicy kidney.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 28 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I mean......Logan Paul didn't seem to have much of an issue against Tyson.

How's Lana's blocking? I bet I could knock her out easier that I could knock out Tyson.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

It’s Logan Paul, 99.999% sure he also pays his “Opponents” to let him win

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Yes, but he's also Mike Tyson. He can probably still hit someone hard enough to kill them on the spot.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 4 points 6 hours ago

Jake forgot that one simple trick.

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 6 points 5 hours ago

I'm pretty sure the for the vast majority of people Mike Tyson has a much better chance of finishing them off in a minute than Lana.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 20 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

What is he doing with Norm McDonald in that photo???

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I only get 1 min either way

[–] errer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

I don’t think you get 3 seconds with prime Tyson

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 17 points 8 hours ago

1 minute with either of them is the same length of time, so neither, and both.

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 3 hours ago

A pund of feathers.

The guilt you get from skinning those pigeons is infinitely more heavy.

[–] hesh@quokk.au 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Lana Rhodes has big blobby butt implants

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

I'll just take the money.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I don't really want to hit a woman. But I could kick Lana's ass.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 5 hours ago

Are you sure about that? Porn stars are usually in really good shape.