this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
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[–] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 96 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This child is unhinged.

We stan.

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They will grow up to be a great memer

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or President of a western first world nation

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

A corporate CEO at the very least

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sure a 3 year old said all this.

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why does everyone on the internet think kids are mute grubs until they turn ten?

3 year olds say wild shit all the time.

They are at the peak of "i just learned this" and "i don't fully understand social implications".

[–] gens@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago

There's a playground next to where i live. I sometimes hear kids (like 5yo) say some of the funniest things, so different that i forget them.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tough break kid. Still eating that cake lol

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, I fellow I am in dead inside person.

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

She's going places

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago

Of course her name is Leona. Pure lion energy lol

[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I thought it said Lithium Ion cake

[–] FirstWizardZorander@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sure beats Cellular Peptide cake!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ColonelSanders@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

old timey phone rings

Is sometime going to get that?!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Even in the 24th century they're still using android phones.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Still better than internal combustion engine cake 🤷

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

She's right, tho. Too devastated to eat right now.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was hoping it would be a math joke about 3 factorial, but this is just sad

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this is just sad

Just as planned.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

And it worked at least with me. I didn't eat a single piece of that cake

Master plan

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago