Some baby's only half out.
this post was submitted on 02 May 2026
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Due to the recent supreme court ruling black people are 3/5 again.
You can't get to a half by adding up fifths.
Anything is possible with American math.
Add 5 whales and 34 prairie dogs and you get 26.5 elephants
Multiply 14 cats by 31 dogs and you get an abomination unto god
Sure you can. 2.5/5
Maybe its your mother that counts for 1,5? 😏
Simple math error. They counted limbs, then divided by four.
That's what happens when your way of counting humans is an equation I guess.
It can easily be rounded before being displayed.
Could have easily done a roundup function....
I watch that
Haven't you ever heard the expression "half brother"?
Typical race condition because birth is not an atomic operation. Count function was called when baby was half in / half out.
Stephen
My half brother.
They are probably using a formula to count, and forgot to round off.
Since this is only counting humans, they've dropped the half biscuit.
These guys would not make good cattlemen, they can't round up.
Shark attack
Why is everyone so dumb
Scott Weiland said in his song Creep that he was "half the man he used to be". Maybe it's someone like that.
would astronauts count?
Bunch of people are on the fence.
The number is based on the average birth/death rates around the world, which aren't exact, so there are sometimes a few quirks when it comes to statistics like these, like a weird decimal. As it turns out, there isn't some omnipresent being whose job is to count as all, and no, centaurs, mermaids, and other similar "half humans" unfortunately do not exist.
AI slop from Google
people can float
Math aint mathing
Might be mething.
The average person has slightly less than 2 legs.
You think there is only one half person. Really, there's a lot more than that. It's odd.
Palestinians 'cause you're getting your numbers from Google
They usually count my bottom-half twice.
Are conjoined twins counted as 1.5 persons?
Peter Dinklage