Fuck me with a bucket of pee, I had no idea the earth was so flat compared to other planets.
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2026
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I... uh... how would I even DO that?!??
By following these easy steps:
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Go to craft supply store and buy clay.
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Press clay along a broomstick to make a mold.
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Bake it.
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Pour piss from bucket into mold
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Freeze it
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Remove frozen piss from mold
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Have me sit on the fridge and use the frozen piss broomstick as a butt dildo
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I get startled by flat earth disc and hop off fridge with frozen piss broomstick in my ass and get impaled.
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Collect life insurance and donate to the flat earth society.
that's hardly a pee bucket, that's just a bucketsworth of pee. i pedant these instructions as misleading at best
What the hell did I just read?
A guide to a happy life
Couldn't we just spread him and poor it inside? That sounds like a lot of work.
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it's just been on a diet. does it show?
Fake. Where are the turtles?
I don't even see a single elephant.
They're all the way down
The Turtle Moves!
Turtles aren't real.
:O
How deep does this go???
It's rabbitholes all the way down
they're stealth turtles. they don't show up on telescope.
I’m more concerned about the placement of the asteroid belt
They were educated in Texas.
LOL Texans think their state is larger than the largest planet in our solar system.
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flat earthers and pluto lovers 🤝 in this image
Whoa whoa hey now. Just because we know plutos a planet does not mean we think the earth is flat. Normal people over here, hello! And besides the time cube doesn't allow for a flat earth, that would be ridiculous.
Pluto is now officially considered a dwarf planet. But so are Ceres, Haumea, Makemake, and Eris. Source
But there are possibly more, estimated 200 in the Kuiper belt and 10.000 in the region beyond. Source
So it's more like flat earth believers and Ceres, Haumea, Makemake, and Eris deniers in this picture.
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This image is super deceptive!
Earth is just as around as the other planets. They just took the picture at an angle that makes the plane look obloid while the rest are taken face on.
fuuuck I never throught about it. do flat earthers believe the moon is flat too?
Don't they believe its a projection?
I think since the moon is tidally locked and we only ever see the same surface, never the backside, they simply believe it's a disc that faces us.
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Have the flat earthers just given up and gone home now we've accepted the earth is indeed flat? Or did they convert to anti-vaxxers?
Nature be cray
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Thanks for including nine. I'm a Pluto guy forever.
I dont see any flaw in this logic
i do. they got the poles backward.
... I'm kinda ashamed I noticed they made Pluto a planet before the fact that they made the earth flat...
“Planets”? Y’all really will believe anything /s
No Ceres?
Nature is incredible isn't it?
Why would the other planets be spheres? It's the same damn delusion all over again. You people never learn. Say it with me:
Everything. 👏 Is. 👏 Flat. 👏
Much like birds, spheres don't exist.
Make em all flat so we can have the plates of the solar system.
I knew it.
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