Chapotraphouse

This is just good 'ole fashioned gimp van gogh filter, AI is a scam

I want to console the bear but well it will eat me

''Mound Salmon, the legendary isle of plenty. I remember my mama telling me how they tried to swim all the way there, and were besieged by orcas. I always wondered how the hell did orcas get into this lake, but that doesn't matter. There are unexplainable things all around us.''

EDIT: just learned that orcas can get into rivers and shit, but the legend lives on, there were not supposed to be orcas on this lake and they attacked his family, he's out for revenge.

slightly muted sounds of "wish you were here" by incubus playing on a UE boom a few metres away

Dear Island,

I yearn for you tragically.

Yours sincerely,

Dreaming about the salmon that got away.

Wistful ass bear