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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That might've been Anakin's attempt at psychological redemption. His subtle but brave "reach out" moment his therapist spent years trying to get him to try. And then Han...

[–] Klear@quokk.au 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's just the name of the dude from Home Alone.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for the Lucas 50th anniversary edition of Empire where Vader shoots first.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How exactly would Han survive that?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

they're speed holes. they make the plot go faster

[–] null@lemmy.org 8 points 1 week ago

Vader wasn't taught to use guns on account of how uncivilized they are.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

What meal? I just see glasses of water and empty plates

[–] imahappyguy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Vader is clearly trying to decide what to order on the menu.

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

You don't serve the food before people are seated you uncouth lout!

Who has two thumbs and didn't go to finishing school? This guy!

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

I always like the Robot Chicken version where they actually do sit down for an incredibly awkward dinner.

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 25 points 1 week ago

Vader had intended to tell Luke about his parentage over a nice merlot, buuuuuut no.

[–] mimavox@piefed.social 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Han is the only one who shoots again.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Boring conversion anyway.

[–] homes@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Vader cooked a meal bullshit. It’s all the cooks and wait staff working for Lando Caleissian that made that food. Han shooting up the place means they get to eat it, lol

Probably the last thing they get to do before londo calls for cloud city to be evacuated

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nobody compliments the meal.

He’s got hurt feelings. He’s got hurt feelings.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tears of a ~~rapper~~ sith

[–] Souyo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

The day after my birthday is not my birthday mum. . .

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Didn’t he also invite his son too?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anakin, are the younglings here in the room with us right now?

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

I meant the ghosts that haunt him!

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No he killed at Younglings.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

did darth set a plate for himself

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

would be more accurate if it was hamburgers and fries

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Honestly one of the coolest scenes