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[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It is no different than a human.

You could also have a beard, but if your neck, chest and crotch are hairy, your beard is connected to your bush in one long stretch of body hair

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 30 points 2 months ago

What a terrible day to be literate

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Can confirm.

It’s like a crab super-highway!

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Like Sean Connery in Zardoz.

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

You win today's internet LOL point.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

I think this is the winner

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 38 points 2 months ago
[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How do I delete someone else's post?

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Becoming a mod. You still have time to save hundreds!

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I can tell you that the source material for the hair image is definitely not a beard. For it to have been a beard, it would either need much longer hairs starting about halfway from the top, or a chin that would make Thanos look like Michael Cera.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, they clearly used the pubic triangle to make a not very subtle point.

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[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 months ago

OK I GUESS IT IS TIME TO QUIT THE INTERNET FOREVER BYE EVERYONE

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 18 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It's so other pokemon can find the jussy

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[–] percent@infosec.pub 13 points 2 months ago

It's chest hair

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is a beard not just a mouth bush?

[–] markz@suppo.fi 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What is a bush, if not just a genital beard

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago
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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 months ago

That is a jiggly tuft.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ

It's cursed, that's what it is!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

One question: Why, why did you do this?

[–] Hotzmon@fedinsfw.app 8 points 2 months ago

both can be true

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

That is a "happy trail" connecting beard to bush down the entire chest.

[–] Daysofcoleco@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

It being triangular in that shape and density distribution means it is clearly one and not the other.

[–] RedMari@reddthat.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would be a crime against humanity

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

*Pokemonity.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

This makes me uncomfortable for so many reasons.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's obviously chest hair.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Someone give em a little goatee

Edit: nvm, I got it

[–] M137@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

ಠ_ಠ
➿️

Happy trail

[–] guy@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Now there's a jigglypuff with some chest hair.

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 3 points 2 months ago

This is my most reluctant upvote in a while.

[–] SoyTDI@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

the GIANT/ancient version is basically jigglypuff hitting puberty.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Beard since everybody knows pokemon only have one hole.

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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly looks too low to be a beard. Most beards start closer to the mouth.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It could be a neckbeard.

One way to be sure would be to check its browser history.

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[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

My wife first saw it and said, "That's not just chest hair?" So I'm gonna have to go with that.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
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