When running to the bathroom? You're Russian.
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What if I'm a poopin'?
Without peeing? You monster!
Didn’t know that was possible
Does it count if the diarrhea is so bad, it feels like peeing out of my ass? 🤔
The Hershey squirts
I had that once. About the fourth or fifth bowel movement, the “water” was clear.
My colon must’ve been sparkling.
Then you'd better be Russian
Vladimir Poopin'?
Himalayan
A true pean would call them toilets.