Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Does it count if the diarrhea is so bad, it feels like peeing out of my ass? 🤔

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

The Hershey squirts

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I had that once. About the fourth or fifth bowel movement, the “water” was clear.

My colon must’ve been sparkling.

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Then you'd better be Russian