Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Without peeing? You monster!

[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Didn’t know that was possible

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Does it count if the diarrhea is so bad, it feels like peeing out of my ass? 🤔

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

The Hershey squirts

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I had that once. About the fourth or fifth bowel movement, the “water” was clear.

My colon must’ve been sparkling.

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Then you'd better be Russian