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chat I got covid :((
I'm dying here my throat hurts so baddd
on the bright side at least I get a tolerance break from weed at the end of this :P
anyways here's an out of context image from a DougDoug stream last week, probably the funniest stream I've seen from him this year
here is the baby
Upvoting to ensure more Americans think Australia is a desolate wasteland not worth visiting.
100% mate, we got drop bears and other venomous mammals. Shits crazy down here!
Recently the quokkas evolved to use tools and they've become quite skilled with switch blades. Now it's not just the drop bears, you have to watch out for quokkas sneaking up behind you and cutting the tendons in your legs with a poisoned blade.
they’ll mug ya for a ciggie all right!
See ya! I’m headed to Penguins country.
🐧: we use arch btw
I'm headed to narco land to blow my life savings up my nose.
Florida is outside of "pedofile" zone, map is invalid.
i mean, miami is a crossover zone?
c/mapswithnewzealand
Hell is looking pretty good on this map.
I live in hell - can confirm pretty good down here.
The mutilations/genocide and narcotraffic is caused by pedofhile governments and rich people unstabilizing those regions for few hundred years tbf.
Thats with nuance though, this map clearly states it is without.
I'd like to think Canada is just Arctic Narcotraffic, but I haven't studied the Trump-Epstien Files for Canadian content.
I dont think there's that many Canadians actually in there, we just have a lot of people that support the pedophile billionaires in the States so same difference really
If they’d made it “pedophiles and racists” it would be more complete description of the US and Europe and then Canada would also fit.
This reductionism is absurd and offensive, my country deserves multiple of those labels.
Australia sounds by far the least hellish from this
What’s wrong with pedofiles? I just need to gather data on my daily walk. :(
Heeeyyy! Thank you! I’ll be here all day!
how about mutilations, genocide and narco-traffic? -New Zealand
Also sheep-shagging
We are at least on the map..... Just ignored.
So glad I live in hell.
Alright, this isn't really the point, but I've seen multiple times in the last day people using "f" instead of "ph" for any -phile word. Is there something going on with that, or is this just apophenia?
I'd bet it's just further self-censoring for fear of being unalived.
*apofenia
Penguin world domination imminent
Interesting… I never thought about this but the Middle East are insane about drugs. Cut off your hand type penalties. And maybe this is because they are religious. Or maybe it’s because the oil trafficking cartels (aka their governments) don’t want the competition of drug trafficking cartels. It’s the same reason that some dictators have banned religion: they don’t want any other institutions with power around that they don’t control.
Afghanistan used to be a major heroin producer. So much so that in the 90s, the Taliban gained a lot of local goodwill and support by driving out the poppy plantations and replacing them with wheat. When the US invaded, a lot of those former drug lords became officials in the occupational government, and heroin production skyrocketed again.
The reductive take was that we invaded for oil. But we didn't, it was so we could move crazy amounts of narcotics through Fort Bragg.
Hey in Romania we're not pedophiles, we just like stealing
Although Florida is really both narco traffic and pedophilia. Otherwise, pretty good.
PENGUINS
You stop smoking weed when you are ill?
Dear Quincy, popsicles. Specifically the ones called "Italian ice".
Popsicles really are great for being sick with sore throat. They are full of salt and sugar to help get you hydrated and have electrolytes (salt). The coldness helps sooth inflammation.
I stock up on them every summer so I have some for winter cold season.
But they are in stores now. The Italian ice ones seem better because they are a consistent slushy. Whereas the other brands are solid ice.
They are also cheap. Less than $2 for a box.
Also last time I was sick my throat hurt so bad. I went to Dr and they told me to use Flonase. I was like. It's my throat. Not my nose that's in pain. But it's the drip from the nose that causes the throat to hurt. So I got Flonase. Followed the instructions. And my throat stopped hurting within a few hours.
Get some Flonase.
Pakistan being in both the "mutilations and genocide" zone as well as the "dictatorship" zone because the line strikes right though Islamabad.
spoiler
Fun fact, back when Pakistan gained independence, its capital was actually Karachi, which was and still is the largest city in Pakistan.
Recently during the tons of document drops by the US Government, it came out that the CIA's foreign HQ for Pakistan was set up in Rawalpindi, which is where the Pakistani Army HQ was stationed, and is where they built the adjacent city of Islamabad which became the new capital.
It was the one of only a handful of maybe 5-6 cities that had a CIA command center not stationed in the nation's captial lol.
Throat hurts too much to smoke? Eat an edible. Tolerance break averted.
Honestly pedophiles can cover the whole globe.
I never thought I'd consider so strongly a permanent relocation to Antarctica.
So Linux overlords is the best of the options?
That's not even bad ...