I didn’t skip number 5. You skipped number 5.
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2026
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- Camera works well. Or just cut them off and look.
The Van Gogh method. Very nice.
Polished metals, various liquids, glass, screens
Those are all types of mirrors.
In the second alternative, they are not in your head anymore.
Yeah. But still mine.
I didn't try number three, I stopped reading after number 4. We need a new sub for Facebook level shit posts.
c/shittierposts?
Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: FWD: Re: LOL!!!!!11
Sorry i actually skipped #3
I misread #1 as "You can't hear your ears without a mirror", which might make even less sense... But being someone who can slightly move my ear independently of my face (only the left one), I moved it, heard the low sound of hair moving against it and thought, "Ha! You're wrong!" The rest got me, though...
☝️1 percenter over here
Captain Kirk can see his ears without a mirror
His final frontier
After reading the first two, I skipped to the last for the punchline.
Be honest. #4 gotchya
I'm bald so I can do no 2
Just fell for it and imma send this to a few of my friends and pretend I didn't fall for it so I can laugh at them. :3
Too fun to be a shitpost
Man I am gullible