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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 104 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] makyo@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Protestants, stale coffee and donuts

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Wilting veggie tray, grapes, and apple juice for the kiddos

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget Orange Pekoe tea that has been brewing since 1890.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

which is stale because fuck it as long as i didn't have to make breakfast

edit who am i kidding i'll spend a few dollars and take the missus out to brunch instead of subjecting her to church i'm not that mean

[–] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Drop ceilings and the squishy uneven carpeted floors of mobile classroom units. Shudders

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

Now here’s a person who’s heard “fellowship” used as a verb!

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

But protestant countries are full of awesome churches?

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

The post is referring to american protestant denominations like baptists, evangelicals, presbyterian, etc. as opposed to capital P Protestant churches. They're usually in smaller buildings that aren't full-time churches/ the space is often used for non-sermon church functions. For example, my childhood southern Baptist church was based out of a community center room that held ~40 people and hadnt been updated since the 80s

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

american protestant denominations

One of the items Luther was protesting about was that churches were too expensive and ostentatious. So, no, unless you know if some protestants that aren't actually in the protest.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Plenty of protestant denominations have lost the plot on the whole "protesting" bit. Joel osteen and Kenneth Copeland's churches are considered to be in the protestant vein of christianity and their whole thing is flaunting wealth and having big, expensive churches. Whether they should be considered protestant is for the various flavors of protestant to decide. As far as I'm aware, there's no broad consensus that defines protestantism besides "likes martin luther", and "hates catholics*"

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I could be wrong but aren’t those considered Non-denominational these days

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

Despite being called "non-denominational", non-denominational christians are a broad group of independent churches and spiritual movements that fall under the protestant tradition. They aren't a part of larger, more organized subsect of protestant like the baptists or lutherans, but their non-denominational-ism refers to not being a part of/neatly defined by an organized denomination of protestantism. Non-denominational Christianity can even be a nucleation point for new denominations, like the burgeoning evangelical movement that's become a driving force in the fall of the american empire

[–] ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They just aren't christians. Literally the thing that Jesus died for was him driving out the people buying and selling shit in the temple. They use his name and likeness to sell shit when he literally had a sermon saying that every single rich person deserved to burn in hell (a camel going through the eye of a needle is impossible, and yet easier than it is for a rich man to enter heaven). And they especially cannot claim to be part of anything Martin Luther did. They treat his list of complaints more like a god damned to-do list than anything.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

🤷 that's a christian-to-christian thing to determine. I'd love for that to be the case, but seeing as most Christian organizations are perfectly fine with the status quo, I don't see that changing any time soon. Also, Martin Luther was a trash bag for plenty of reasons, I don't see any point in seeking to align oneself with a raging misogynist, antisemite, and author of "Against the Murderous, Theiving Hordes of Peasants", which was written in response to the German peasants war. Valid criticisms or not, the dude sucked and bred a religious movement that was just as bigoted, bloodthirsty, and money hungry as the catholics he was protesting

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

The post is referring to american protestant denominations like baptists, evangelicals, presbyterian, etc. as opposed to capital P Protestant churches.

They are still all capital P Protestant denominations. There is no European "Protestant church", those are also various denominations like Lutheran, Anglican, Calvinist, Reformist etc. etc.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Capital P in this instance is I believe referring to the 7 historical american Protestant denominations. The folding chair and strip mall variety are usually offshoots of the historical denomination.

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[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Can confirm, German churches are cool Nevertheless the meme is funny

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Almost all of which were built before the reformation.

Ulm Minster, Cologne Cathedral, Speyerer Dom, the Berlin Cathedral, all originally Catholic.

England is a better example since their brand of Protestantism really favored big works to rival the Catholics.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Cologne Cathedral, Speyerer Dom

Bad examples, those two are they're still catholic.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ok good to know I'm not crazy in remembering Bavaria remained catholic

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Right, but they are churches in Germany.

[–] smoothoperator@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Those aren't really Protestant churches, are they? Aren't they Anglican Church or something?

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Anglican church is technically also a Protestant church.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Weren't most of them Catholic when they were built?

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's true for most of Europe, since protestant split happened so late

[–] Norin@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The words they’re looking for is “evangelical” or “nondenominational.”

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 11 points 3 weeks ago

That would be the only soulslike on steam I might buy.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Strip mall fundie cult backrooms.

I'd play that.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

Works best if it’s next door to a Spirit Halloween shop. The cults of bad religion and consumer spook night are the last decomposers to show up on the carcass of a dead suburban intersection.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure that's just the average modern zombie game. Everyone of them has a mall level.

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy shit. I've played through all of the souls games and only just now am realizing just how many churches are in the games.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Japanese know that churches are cool for boss fights.

I have only played DS3 and ER. If i remember correctly, DS3 includes 1 big ass abbey (they call it cathedral), 1 big ass cathedral... annor londo isnt a catholic temple, but it has the looks for sure

spoilerAnd beneath it, there is another freaking temple
plus scattered churches.

ER does not look like it gives churches that kind of protagonism apart from cult of marika

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

In Dark Souls 1 one of the most important boss fights is on the roof of a church you fight your way through to get on top of, and of course the same Anor Londo is there.

The only one I can remember in Dark Souls 2 is the place you fight Ornstein. The architecture in 2 is quite a bit different from the rest of the series. Probably because it wasn't Miyazaki.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Didn't the japanese flip the fuck out when assassins Creed had some missions inside japanese temples because it was sacrilegious? Seems a bit hypocritical.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Tbh dark souls 3 had too many cathedrals, so I'd be okay with a few rooms with folding chairs.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd be pretty happy with just a 'realistic' dark souls setting. The wild views were great in the various games, but now give me a perfectly rendered recreation of actual castles and medieval villages to romp through, with the occasional huge reptile ripping through a village's eastern quarter as I race to the well to raise the bucket of water that is its only weakness.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How about modern liminal settings. A subway car at 3am. A Waffle house restroom. A closed stripmall.

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 3 points 3 weeks ago

Not a Souls game but Alan Wake 2 has some great liminal spaces.

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Funnily enough, my name's origin predates Elden Ring, but still souls related. I was making a build for:

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

#"MY GOD HERE COMES THE TARNISHED WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!"

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Luthern Dark Souls is more horrifying than you could possibly imagine.

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

This sounds like a joke I'm too European to understand because my local Church of Scotland Kirk is a gothic edifice dating to the 15th century.

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