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[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 152 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Even if it wasn't different media.

"Look guys! Here's Aladdin in a dark alley in the evening and then later he's in the open air in broad daylight and the fucking cartoonists colored his skin lighter!"

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, but you're forgetting that any attempt to apply basic reasoning or logic when someone is trying to paint something as racist makes you a racist...

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

This guy social medias

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago

I know right

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 weeks ago

could make his blue shirt gold as well

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 68 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Ahh, back when clickbait had to ~~scourge~~ scour for fake things instead of just boiling 1000 gallons of water.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 55 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

The original Aladdin story in One Thousand and One Nights is set in China (Aladdin is also Chinese), is based on a middle eastern folk tale, and was written and added to the book by a Frenchman. And then it's most recognizable incarnation (at least to a western audience) migrates the setting and characters to a fictional Arabic kingdom and gives him an American white guy voice. The character, Aladdin's, cultural identity as we know it is a little all over the place.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 19 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Throw in the fan theory that Disney's version takes place thousands of years in the future.

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait. What? Have not heard that one.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 24 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

It is a theory to explain how genie knows about things like automobiles and 20th century movie stars. It posits that these are only anachronisms if the story is set in the past, as commonly assumed. But setting it in the far distant future eliminates the problem. It also explains the apparent "magic" in the world as remnants of a fallen high-tech civilization.

Rajah the tiger? Genetic engineered. Magic carpet? Hover tech. Buried stop signs (video game only)? Ancient relic. It's really quite surprising how well this theory fits.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah.. what? Please explain, you have my full attention

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 weeks ago

An American white guy voice from the 90s

Aladdin is the most stereotypical, tv trope, radalicious, woahhhh, duuude voice

It's like one or two steps away from being a Ninja turtle.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

And part of the reason the setting is almost never China in adaptations is that the original 1001 Nights version of the story is very much set in China in name only, with the setting being modeled after the Middle East anyway. I mean, there are two jinns, a sultan, and the sorcerer is from Morocco. And when characters are actually named, they have decidedly non-Chinese names like Mustapha.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 weeks ago

Mr. Worldwide

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 39 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Ok, I never thought I will type "Aladdin yaoi" in my search engine, but here we are. There are far more Aladdin x Hercules hentai than I expected, so I couldn't find where this exact screenshot is coming from.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 44 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

I found a version which has Goofy at the bottom and Donald is mentioned, so it's not only about these two guys but more Disney characters:

https://xxxpicss.com/xxx/hercules-gay-hercules-gay-porn-drawings-aladdin-hercules-gay-comic-porn-aladdin-hercules-gay.jpg

nsfw

The oldest upload I could find is from 2008 May: https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/146150 This comic is old enough to buy beer in europe.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahh it's kingdom hearts yaoi even better

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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 4 weeks ago

Goofy at the bottom

From the phrasing and context, I was expecting something else when I clicked.

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope you two sanitize your search histories AND your keyboards/screens/desks before your respective wives/girlfriends find this. And wash your hands!

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol, do I sound like someone who speaks with irl people?

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

You mean like... speaking to someone in the same room? While they're looking at you? With their eyes?!

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 weeks ago

I love that their speech bubbes have different fonts! And none of them is PAPYRUS. High quality comic, with additional care about historicity! Now I'm interested in the full comic, I'm on it.

[–] greygore@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Wow, even with the image from the OP, I still didn’t expect Hercules to be darker than Aladdin.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

TinEye searched over 83.3 billion images but didn't find any matches for your search image.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Afaik Tineye hasn't been updated in years. Both Google and Yandex find a bunch of images, including an image with a different background and darker-skinned Aladdin with his jacket still on, but striking the same pose.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 25 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

I feel like this kind of bullshit is a distraction from actual criticisms of the way the movie Aladdin depicts the Middle East.

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 weeks ago

"Where they cut off your ear

If they don’t like your face

It’s barbaric, but hey, it’s home."

For some reason they kept the "barbaric" part.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

A Palestinian friend once went on this mini rant about how Aladdin wasn't even Middle-Eastern. Al Addin (according to the friend) means "The Easterner." So Aladdin should have been Indian or Korean or something.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

TIL from comments here that Aladdin was originally set in China, so this is very plausible.

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[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

I mean, the origination of the story is a mess to begin with so of course it's going to misrepresent things, this comment kinda goes into the details a bit - https://lemmy.world/comment/23310329

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise we get along 🎵

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the two races: poor and white.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You're a furry, doomed to be either suspiciously wealthy or flat broke

No inbetween

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Wish my suspiciously wealthy phase would hurry up and get here.

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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

i think the us president said that a few years ago

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not a hair on my screen

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe it is a hair on your screen because I'm not seeing what you're seeing.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay. The Aladdin thing. THAT'S NOT FUCKING

And yet it's literally a blowjob. Checkmate (/s)

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

"I did not have sexual relations with that demigod."

[–] null@lemmy.org 10 points 4 weeks ago

I recognize that bulge.

[–] Madu@fedinsfw.app 8 points 4 weeks ago

This reminded me of the crush I had as a kid on Jasmine and that rule34 is a thing... Fuck yeah!

[–] epicthundercat@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (5 children)

Some of the comments here feel like the lefts version of complaining when a kids movie gets the wrong culture put into a lead role and the right complains... Like when the right complained about the Little Mermaid.

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