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i think thats it....
Doesn't randomly go erect during middle school powerpoint presentations
Then maybe you shouldn’t be teaching middle school???
/jk
I did actually consider becoming a teacher ages back :3. but then I realized you have to be smart for that
No you don't, you just have to be smarter than those students, and that's not hard, because they're stupid. If they're outpacing you, you just downshift to a lower grade, until you find the grade level where you're smarter than most.
And for the kids that are smarter than you, you just bully them until they shut up, or transfer to a different school.
Not wrong lol. But you need to be smart to pass the classes to become a teacher in the first place, which really is the hard part :3. I looked into what I needed to be accepted into the courses when I was looking into what to study, and my grades didn't meet the requirements
Lmfao, reminds me of a random highscool team ppt presentation I did with a girl I liked. I got a random awkward hardie during my half, then my partner outdid me and peed her sweatpants during hers.
Multiple orgasms.
Prostate orgasms enter the room
From the back door.
The Clitoris has the highest nerve ending density of any external organ so it probably feels the best when licked. It might feel so good it's unfathomable as a male and most of us will never know.
PS: The clitoris is part of the vulva and not vagina but I thought it fits your question.
As someone with a clitoris, sadly a (likely rather small) population of us still will never know. Mine seems to have come out nonfunctional from the factory. Sometimes I wish I could feel sexual pleasure like how a majority of the planet seems to.
Have you checked whether there’s still warranty coverage?
Self cleaning, self lubricating, no vulnerable dangly bits, doesn't choke you when you go down, minimal awkward bumps or bulges in clothing, extra room for smuggling drugs, multiple orgasms.
Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.
Yeah but you can’t do helicopters
I most certainly can lol. I just recognize that vaginas are superior lol
Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.
Sigmund Freud reading this and exploding 🤯💥
An extra pocket
I'm so jealous of how many skittles girls are able to carry. I can only fit like 9 in my foreskin.
What a terrible day to be literate.
if you're brave enough this is not a difference
I don't like the sound of that
You can use it to sneak way more snacks into a movie theater with a vagina than a penis. A penis fits fewer than three boxes of Junior Mints.
Can confirm, my penis doesn't fit a single box of junior mints, that's less than three.
It's internal, makes for a more elegant silhouette.
Much harder to injure.
More aerodynamic.
Well for starters I’ve never found a penis that I can stick MY penis in.
Look up docking, there's a wider world out there 😁
There's someone for you out there, keep looking
It doesn't have sensitive bits dangling underneath where you might sit on them in a careless moment.
Doesn't hurt as much when it gets hit by something.
Sex toys for vaginas are simpler, easier to maintain and even DIY. Also, more socially acceptable in big parts of the world.
Doesn’t disable you if kicked in the crotch area
Doesn’t show through pants
I enjoy being in a female body so much! Don't think penis any more ridiculous looking than lady parts, so no advantage there. But we are the original design for a human, and I can always know my kids are mine. Can't imagine guys feel as much getting off as we do, think advantage goes to the vagina on that. Though it's more a package deal than strictly vagina related. Suppose it might be easier to smuggle drugs with more places to hide them.
Should probably create an alt for this answer but fuck it. Threesomes are also much better as a vagina owner. Unless it's with 2 guys who are bi, every other sort of arrangement the advantage goes to the woman or women.
Self-cleaning and lubricating.
As a dude, I guess for women its flat down there/No need to tuck it in/ be careful.
Although any discussion about thr disadvantages is silly if we don't count the balls and then they are mostly outside there to screw us men over.
