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[–] Oskolki@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

The merit of youth is being able to adapt to new environments much quicker. The demerit is they're more chaotic so the wins aren't as consistent.

Once you develop certain habits over a long period of time, you become predictable. However you have a higher consistency of wins playing against opponents from the similar time period as your own. Because they're probably used to the same habits as you are.

I could go on, but I think too much already. This is why they added a time limit to chess games.

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

Can you even imagine a single U.S. politician, let alone a President, just sitting around and playing chess with children?

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago

This is exactly why I don't show up to our local chess club

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 19 points 4 hours ago

"Okay but who overthrew a colonial dictatorship?"

"I'm 8."

"Excuses excuses."

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago
[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 31 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Being destroyed by an 8-year-old is the standard chess experience tbh

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I was beating people at chess when I was six

By eight, I was beating guys at 40K down at the hobby shoppe

[–] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 19 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The Ender Wiggin experience.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Hey

I never killed a kid in the shower using math or whatever happened in those books

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

He kicked the kid in the face until he died

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 12 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

And that was before we get to the ethnically homogenous planet of genetically engineered tiny chinese people with OCD

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You are forgetting the religious cult.

[–] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

inconceivable Wait til I get going!

there's just so much Card weirdness to choose from

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

My favorite is pastor being super excited about bringing the pig people Jesus.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Mormonism is a hell of a drug

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago

We have to put an end to the White Pharoah

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Put that kid on the basketball court

We'll see who is the big man in Havana now

[–] context@hexbear.net 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago

we have the best emojis folks

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago

Chess wizards never see the Euro step coming fidel-balling

[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

:fidel-checkmated: has excellent emoji potential

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 13 points 3 hours ago

Agreed. Someone who knows how this shit works, please!

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 19 points 4 hours ago
[–] TheoryofChange@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago

He looks devastated.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 hours ago

Check Maté

[–] 1dalm@lemmy.today 18 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Great, now when I think of a Fidel Castro "chess master" will no longer be the first thing I think of.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 5 hours ago
[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago

Miles Davis probably the only person across human history who emanates cool as much as Fidel

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 59 minutes ago)

chess is counterrevolutionary. you want me to sacrifice my pawns (peasants) for the queen (despicable liege lord)? a true friend of the people is checked in 3 moves through the emancipation of the serfs and application of laicism. the heap of chess masters from the USSR embody the revisionism of the post-stalin era in the Soviet Union