terrible post, great job ๐
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Chuck Tingle been real quiet since this dropped
The strait being a power bottom makes so much sense honestly
"Ate like a starving romance character" really sounds like sometjong I'd write. I loce to give up on describing stuff and instead refer the reader to something similar. It's funny. I also like to describe the music they should imagine while reading, cause its funny. You dknt just wanna hear that the skies darken and the spider army is arriving. You wanna hear 'the skies blacken like at rhe end of lord of the rings and a sick guitar tapping rings out over the hills which leads into a sick midtempo bolt thrower riff, the spider army is arriving '
Being an author is easy:
Ok, imagine a better book than this one. Now imagine this book says what that one says.
All fiction can amd should be just a single card with 'imagine a good story' printed on it.
This is what Indie trrpg designers actually believe
And people prompting clankers
50 Shades of the Art of the Deal
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Reported for wrong comm (this belongs in /c/theory)
I hate it
I don't know if the fact that you didn't even write this is worse or not. 
Do they still do icepick lobotomies down at the Bedlam House?
NSFW: not safe for war
spoiler but actually, this is smut. Consider yourself warned. "Fuuuuuck keep pounding me" the Lincoln barely managed to gasp as it felt the impacts reverberating through its compartments. Lust building to a crescendo like a fire deep in its laundry room. It knew it couldn't stay, it wouldn't survive such an explosive climax. Its masochism knew no bounds, but if it stayed the night that would be it. it would never be able to experience such pleasure again. No more of the humiliation that made it feel so little and helpless for the first time in its life. Just an eternity of nothingness as its hull would rust away, a frame for coral reefs to grow on. It was a fate better than it deserved, but it just wasn't ready yet. If this is what a Khorramshahr could do to it, it needed to experience a Dongfeng before its time was up. :::
Edit: FUCK I meant the Ford.
so.. what do that dongfeng do?
Delivers a damn good dongin- on time, every time
awwright
Now THIS is badposting!
thanks, gonna tear my face off now
Dinosaur nectar
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So the Deep Lore here is that AmeriKKKa cums crude oil?
I'm gonna sodoku.
Niece!! 
