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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

NSFW: not safe for war

spoiler but actually, this is smut. Consider yourself warned. "Fuuuuuck keep pounding me" the Lincoln barely managed to gasp as it felt the impacts reverberating through its compartments. Lust building to a crescendo like a fire deep in its laundry room. It knew it couldn't stay, it wouldn't survive such an explosive climax. Its masochism knew no bounds, but if it stayed the night that would be it. it would never be able to experience such pleasure again. No more of the humiliation that made it feel so little and helpless for the first time in its life. Just an eternity of nothingness as its hull would rust away, a frame for coral reefs to grow on. It was a fate better than it deserved, but it just wasn't ready yet. If this is what a Khorramshahr could do to it, it needed to experience a Dongfeng before its time was up. :::

Edit: FUCK I meant the Ford.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

so.. what do that dongfeng do?

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Delivers a damn good dongin- on time, every time

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago