Such words of wisdom from the most humble of packaging.
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2026
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New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
Your lucky numbers are #ff0000
I was not red-y for that this morning
We've all been there. Do you need me to go grab something for you?
YES THIS 🤣🤣
Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
go fuck yourself
I'll have to for the next week...
......you're a guy??? I've been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.
but as they say. no money, no honey.
Gay for pays lesser known cousin, fem for pay
Lass for Cash.
Sack tuck for a buck.
I just hope my beard doesn't give me away.
Nearly anyone can fuck themself
So is this the tampon version of the sayings on Dove chocolate wrappers?
I read "be unemployed" on the last one 🤣🤣
"Work like a champion" fuck you!