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Edit to add: I also found someone who recorded a voice chat of the same thing. This isn't that someone uploaded a song, or that AI didn't actually process the file. These models really are this sycophantic:

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/JqvDLHshTtI

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 56 points 3 months ago (3 children)

"Atmospheric" I mean, not any atmosphere I want to be in.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Morpheus:

You think that's air you're breathing?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Man, wow... Now there's a long lost memory.

Original was 25-26 years ago.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's just the nature of being pals with a gas giant.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Some say Uranus isn't big enough to be a planet but I beg to differ.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 52 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Bedroom "texture!?"

That wasn't just a fart. :(

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

for scatmen...

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Quiet city montage... lol.

I'm old enough to remember an April Fools Day bit Adult Swim once did where every show just had consistent, random fart sounds including serious anime like Ghost in the Shell. I'm certain this LLM would approve of such a work of (f)art.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 3 months ago

The year they drew moustaches randomly on everyone was my favorite.

Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop had an epic one!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Inserting random fart sounds into cartoons literally sounds like my dream job.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if I'll ever find it again, but there's a "restored" version of that GiTS episode up on the internet archive. Someone took a bluray copy of the video and audio, and mixed in the relevant fart sounds from the audio of a VHS recording of the adult swim edit that was tracked down.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Lol wow, talk about dedication

[–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Oh fuck, this gives me the idea to (locally) train an ai on fart noises and tell it its a way of communication to learn

[–] imjustmsk@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

imagine farting in morse code to communicate with your computer.

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

maybe you will uncover the secret language of your ass

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Train it via text.

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[–] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 months ago

I’m tired and read that last point as “feels like a fragrant interlude” at first

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

It's the same stuff if you ask it to help you master a foreign language in dialogue mode

  • Help me practicing English pronunciation"

  • Sure thing! Now say "travel"

  • *user just belches in the mic*

  • great job! You really aced the accent!

[–] Cellari@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

"... but AI said my idea was really good!"

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Yeah, very atmospheric no doubt

[–] constantturtleaction@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The reality is that it is a next word prediction machine. There probably aren't any examples in the training data where people are writing music reviews on something that isn't music. It probably interprets the sound as best as it can as "music" (and the best it can do this is likely very bad in the first place), and then, since the prompt was about reviewing music, it uses next word prediction to write a music review, which of course turns out looking like a typical music review. It's not really interpreting the sound as "not music" especially since you told it it IS music.

[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

True, but the principle behind the post is the beauty here. When not using the API, it costs these companies an unsustainable amount of money to make their models listen to fart sounds. I don't use any AI myself, but I support anyone who wants to abuse the flat monthly subscription to make a company burn through money so that a plagiarism model can praise fart sounds.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I love that we are killing the earth for this

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago

Its in mp4, usually great for music and video, millions might enjoy listening to music such as the notes contained within this file.

Should I connect you with a music publisher for a quote? Should I publish to YouTube to monetize rights way...sorry right away?

[–] SilversBH@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now I wonder what if you name the file farts.

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

Love it when AI says "it feels like".

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I asked it for a realistic bid for a house, I sent the same text 3 as with 3 different numbers I was thinking of and it told me pretty much the same thing for all of them. I then called it out about it and only then did I receive a decent answer.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

He lied, it was a single fart from him lasting 37 seconds. slow clap

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Well, if it were my farts it nailed the "bedroom/DIY texture" portion of the assessment.

[–] anise@quokk.au 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if they actually linked it to an algorithm that analyses the sound that is looking for certain patterns or something, and that is why you get the "atmosphere piece" thing.

[–] sobchak@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

According to their tech/marketing papers, it's supposedly multi-modal, encoding audio to tokens.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Jesus, what a complety fucking useless waste of resources

[–] anise@quokk.au 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yeah but that doesn't mean anything, does it? I don't think they just tokenize the raw audio, that wouldn't make sense, right?

[–] sobchak@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

I mean, you could. Just encode 100ms chunks or whatever into tokens then push them through the same model. I'm pretty sure that's what the claim to do (though with MoE/routing now, maybe).

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Everyone knows that the only acceptable use of AI is makinh kung fu videos with cats.

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