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[–] nebulahhh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 2 points 4 hours ago

They are not all brainless. 4chan is just a catalogue of different imageboards.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 48 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

not obsessed with ntfs

YEAH OK PAL TRY MOUNTING A SAMBA PARTITION ON REDHAT IN 1998

[–] aketawi@quokk.au 3 points 4 hours ago

OR USING LEGACY IPTABLES NOW THAT ARCH SWITCHED TO NFTABLES BACKEND

I HATE NFT(TABLE)S

(its better but I dont wannu learn the new syntax)

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Oh glad I'm not the only one.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago

I was thinking "btrfs, on the other hand..."

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 24 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I misread nfts as ntfs and spent far too long wondering why that was in the list.

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

ntfs is dogshit from a windows user perspective too

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You couldn't swing around a dead ms office app without hitting a linux user in here

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I know, but calling it out is funny to me :3

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

At this point remaining a windows user voluntarily has to be considered Stockholm syndrome.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I've been on linux for a few years now. Not going to pretend that I know what I'm doing, because I stopped being a tech enthusiast at half my current age. Aside from needing to start steam from the terminal otherwise the gui never shows up, my pc is doing exactly what I want it to and nothing more.

But then I hear cries of "but you can't play fortnite or league or some other game I don't care about"

insert the meme, you know the one "I already switched, you don't have to sell it to me"

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 1 points 6 hours ago

Oh, it's the same here. Well, I do know what I'm doing, but I used to tinker with multiple linux distros in the 90s/2000s. I used gentoo "before it was cool", when you would literally leave it building your initial install for a whole weekend.

I cannot do that now. I went through the process of installing Arch, and it's been pretty good for me with not exploding completely on me (like Manjaro did). I honestly don't have the time to sit and diagnose why I'm stuck at a text only console without internet suddenly any more. Which is exactly what happened with Manjaro.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 5 hours ago

Sadly, not being a dumbass is beyond some people's capabilities. I don't know how some people put on their pants without falling flat on their dumb faces.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 79 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

still uses 4chan

Blind leading the blind as per usual

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

TBH 4chan is healthier than major social media these days. I'd rank any 4chan dweller over a blue-checkmark Tweeter or a Linkedin lunatic.

And no, that is not a high bar.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 hours ago

Nothing wrong with breaching epistemic bubbles to seed them with the antidote to their insanity.

Maybe someone will follow OOP's breadcrumbs out of the rabbit hole and find their way to the sane, healthy, rational, supportive, and always-factual spaces of the internet such as Lemmy and PieFed...

[–] Soulg@ani.social 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Funny meme site with a touch of gore

[–] presbypenguin@reddthat.com 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Gore site with touch of funny memes.

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Racism and Porn site with some gore and the occasional funny greentext

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 hours ago

Did someone said “porn”? 🤪

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 28 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Do be obsessed with planting perennial herbs that taste good and attract bees

Life is great

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

Can we have some annuals too, as a treat?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago

Plant tomato or thyme, get's rid of wasps.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Awesome! I plant native plants that attract bees and butterflies. My neighbors go to my frontyard just to see the butterflies and humming birds.

My favorite are bees but my second favorite are dragonflies because mosquitoes can go back to the hell they came from.

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago

That's exactly what a frog would say

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Ohh I would love to get some dragonflies

[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Make a pond; even just a small one!

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This is me but I worship Kasane Teto.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

She is a cutie.

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 16 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (4 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Maybe the shitheads you watch on YouTube are annoying?

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What if I don't watch anything on Youtube?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Then vacuous truth comes into play and all the YouTubers you watch are annoying shitheads.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Gamer's Nexus, Project Farms and Technology Connections? How dare you

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

This is the part where I say sos or joj; I mean, it's practically YTP tradition.

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 12 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Bragging about the bare minimum zero effort human bean requirements

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

Not sure it's a brag, I see it as just saying, "hey guys, can we all just make a little effort? Perhaps the minimum effort?"

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 13 points 13 hours ago

There are so many humans who don't meet these requirements that it is a legitimate brag at this point. Though they're posting it on 4chan, so, y'know. Plus it was posted in 2021, there were still 1-2 years of pandemic to go - considering that they were already posting on 4chan, I wouldn't bet my savings that they came out of it still meeting those minimum human requirements.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Zomg@piefed.world 1 points 9 hours ago

That place is good btw lol

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 12 hours ago

Idk all these things are true for me and life isn't that good tbh, though no doubt it could be worse

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Hey, it’s a start!

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