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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 92 points 1 month ago (5 children)

still uses 4chan

Blind leading the blind as per usual

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

Nothing wrong with breaching epistemic bubbles to seed them with the antidote to their insanity.

Maybe someone will follow OOP's breadcrumbs out of the rabbit hole and find their way to the sane, healthy, rational, supportive, and always-factual spaces of the internet such as Lemmy and PieFed...

[–] Soulg@ani.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Funny meme site with a touch of gore

[–] presbypenguin@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gore site with touch of funny memes.

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Racism and Porn site with some gore and the occasional funny greentext

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

TBH 4chan is healthier than major social media these days. I'd rank any 4chan dweller over a blue-checkmark Tweeter or a Linkedin lunatic.

And no, that is not a high bar.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 67 points 1 month ago (2 children)

not obsessed with ntfs

YEAH OK PAL TRY MOUNTING A SAMBA PARTITION ON REDHAT IN 1998

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh glad I'm not the only one.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

I was thinking "btrfs, on the other hand..."

[–] aketawi@quokk.au 5 points 1 month ago

OR USING LEGACY IPTABLES NOW THAT ARCH SWITCHED TO NFTABLES BACKEND

I HATE NFT(TABLE)S

(its better but I dont wannu learn the new syntax)

[–] nebulahhh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 9 points 1 month ago

They are not all brainless. 4chan is just a catalogue of different imageboards.

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[–] r00ty@kbin.life 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I misread nfts as ntfs and spent far too long wondering why that was in the list.

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] r00ty@kbin.life 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At this point remaining a windows user voluntarily has to be considered Stockholm syndrome.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've been on linux for a few years now. Not going to pretend that I know what I'm doing, because I stopped being a tech enthusiast at half my current age. Aside from needing to start steam from the terminal otherwise the gui never shows up, my pc is doing exactly what I want it to and nothing more.

But then I hear cries of "but you can't play fortnite or league or some other game I don't care about"

insert the meme, you know the one "I already switched, you don't have to sell it to me"

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You couldn't swing around a dead ms office app without hitting a linux user in here

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago

ntfs is dogshit from a windows user perspective too

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do be obsessed with planting perennial herbs that taste good and attract bees

Life is great

[–] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Awesome! I plant native plants that attract bees and butterflies. My neighbors go to my frontyard just to see the butterflies and humming birds.

My favorite are bees but my second favorite are dragonflies because mosquitoes can go back to the hell they came from.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ohh I would love to get some dragonflies

[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Make a pond; even just a small one!

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

That's exactly what a frog would say

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Plant tomato or thyme, get's rid of wasps.

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[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Maybe the shitheads you watch on YouTube are annoying?

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gamer's Nexus, Project Farms and Technology Connections? How dare you

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This is the part where I say sos or joj; I mean, it's practically YTP tradition.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if I don't watch anything on Youtube?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Then vacuous truth comes into play and all the YouTubers you watch are annoying shitheads.

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[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, kinda decent actually. Has been worse, could be better, but still kinda decent.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Clearly not consuming enough memes /s

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Bragging about the bare minimum zero effort human bean requirements

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

There are so many humans who don't meet these requirements that it is a legitimate brag at this point. Though they're posting it on 4chan, so, y'know. Plus it was posted in 2021, there were still 1-2 years of pandemic to go - considering that they were already posting on 4chan, I wouldn't bet my savings that they came out of it still meeting those minimum human requirements.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Not sure it's a brag, I see it as just saying, "hey guys, can we all just make a little effort? Perhaps the minimum effort?"

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Idk all these things are true for me and life isn't that good tbh, though no doubt it could be worse

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't have twitter but you cannot escape it, twitter screenshots are posted EVERYWHERE, it's the biggest comm on sh.itjust.works

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Theres a difference between looking at twitter screengrabs and being on twitter. Same with 4chan.

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[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Hey, it’s a start!

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Sadly, not being a dumbass is beyond some people's capabilities. I don't know how some people put on their pants without falling flat on their dumb faces.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is me but I worship Kasane Teto.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

She is a cutie.

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