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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 94 points 3 months ago (5 children)

still uses 4chan

Blind leading the blind as per usual

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago

Nothing wrong with breaching epistemic bubbles to seed them with the antidote to their insanity.

Maybe someone will follow OOP's breadcrumbs out of the rabbit hole and find their way to the sane, healthy, rational, supportive, and always-factual spaces of the internet such as Lemmy and PieFed...

[–] Soulg@ani.social 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Funny meme site with a touch of gore

[–] presbypenguin@reddthat.com 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gore site with touch of funny memes.

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Racism and Porn site with some gore and the occasional funny greentext

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

TBH 4chan is healthier than major social media these days. I'd rank any 4chan dweller over a blue-checkmark Tweeter or a Linkedin lunatic.

And no, that is not a high bar.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 68 points 3 months ago (2 children)

not obsessed with ntfs

YEAH OK PAL TRY MOUNTING A SAMBA PARTITION ON REDHAT IN 1998

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh glad I'm not the only one.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

I was thinking "btrfs, on the other hand..."

[–] aketawi@quokk.au 5 points 3 months ago

OR USING LEGACY IPTABLES NOW THAT ARCH SWITCHED TO NFTABLES BACKEND

I HATE NFT(TABLE)S

(its better but I dont wannu learn the new syntax)

[–] nebulahhh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 9 points 3 months ago

They are not all brainless. 4chan is just a catalogue of different imageboards.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Do be obsessed with planting perennial herbs that taste good and attract bees

Life is great

[–] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Awesome! I plant native plants that attract bees and butterflies. My neighbors go to my frontyard just to see the butterflies and humming birds.

My favorite are bees but my second favorite are dragonflies because mosquitoes can go back to the hell they came from.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ohh I would love to get some dragonflies

[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Make a pond; even just a small one!

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

That's exactly what a frog would say

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Plant tomato or thyme, get's rid of wasps.

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[–] r00ty@kbin.life 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I misread nfts as ntfs and spent far too long wondering why that was in the list.

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] r00ty@kbin.life 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At this point remaining a windows user voluntarily has to be considered Stockholm syndrome.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've been on linux for a few years now. Not going to pretend that I know what I'm doing, because I stopped being a tech enthusiast at half my current age. Aside from needing to start steam from the terminal otherwise the gui never shows up, my pc is doing exactly what I want it to and nothing more.

But then I hear cries of "but you can't play fortnite or league or some other game I don't care about"

insert the meme, you know the one "I already switched, you don't have to sell it to me"

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You couldn't swing around a dead ms office app without hitting a linux user in here

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 5 points 3 months ago

ntfs is dogshit from a windows user perspective too

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Maybe the shitheads you watch on YouTube are annoying?

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gamer's Nexus, Project Farms and Technology Connections? How dare you

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

This is the part where I say sos or joj; I mean, it's practically YTP tradition.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if I don't watch anything on Youtube?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Then vacuous truth comes into play and all the YouTubers you watch are annoying shitheads.

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[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 3 points 3 months ago

Nah, kinda decent actually. Has been worse, could be better, but still kinda decent.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Clearly not consuming enough memes /s

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Bragging about the bare minimum zero effort human bean requirements

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 13 points 3 months ago

There are so many humans who don't meet these requirements that it is a legitimate brag at this point. Though they're posting it on 4chan, so, y'know. Plus it was posted in 2021, there were still 1-2 years of pandemic to go - considering that they were already posting on 4chan, I wouldn't bet my savings that they came out of it still meeting those minimum human requirements.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Not sure it's a brag, I see it as just saying, "hey guys, can we all just make a little effort? Perhaps the minimum effort?"

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

Idk all these things are true for me and life isn't that good tbh, though no doubt it could be worse

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't have twitter but you cannot escape it, twitter screenshots are posted EVERYWHERE, it's the biggest comm on sh.itjust.works

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Theres a difference between looking at twitter screengrabs and being on twitter. Same with 4chan.

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[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Hey, it’s a start!

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Sadly, not being a dumbass is beyond some people's capabilities. I don't know how some people put on their pants without falling flat on their dumb faces.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is me but I worship Kasane Teto.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

She is a cutie.

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