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Winning life 101 (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by dgdft@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Do be obsessed with planting perennial herbs that taste good and attract bees

Life is great

[–] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Awesome! I plant native plants that attract bees and butterflies. My neighbors go to my frontyard just to see the butterflies and humming birds.

My favorite are bees but my second favorite are dragonflies because mosquitoes can go back to the hell they came from.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ohh I would love to get some dragonflies

[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Make a pond; even just a small one!

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

That's exactly what a frog would say

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Plant tomato or thyme, get's rid of wasps.

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago

Can we have some annuals too, as a treat?