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[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a perfectly logical system of measurement: zero is the freezing temperature of a solution of brine made from a mixture of water, ice, and ammonium chloride; and 100 degrees is the body temperature of a horse.

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

My biggest gripe with celsius is that the numbers are too small when talking about weather . So I’m making a new temperature unit I’m calling Jelsius. It’s just celsius times 3. Water still freezes at zero but now it boils at 300.

If you need me I’ll be by my mailbox waiting for the nobel to come in.

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Who the hell can tell the difference? e.g. A difference from 15 to 16 degrees is borderline imperceptible. And if you really need it, decimal points are right there.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Yeah I've never understood that argument. The only time I can feel a single degree difference is when I'm winter bathing

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[–] echolalia@lemmy.ml 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Wikipedia says the surface of the sun is 5,772 K which is about 10,000 F.

Lion is hotter than the surface of the sun.

This agrees with my personal fan theory that Ash Ketchum wrote the pokedex himself. The pokedex is perfect and makes logical sense at all times.

Hope this helps.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Regular old mundane lightning here on earth is also hotter than the surface of the sun, so it's not that wild. Although I think if it was that hot for very long it would be pretty catastrophic.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lightning also functionally only exists for a fraction of a second (most of the time) and then its energy is dispersed. It's like how sparks are also ridiculously hot, but they are tiny and fleeting so it doesn't really effect anything. I think any stable entity that has lightning-like heat as just a base temperature is kind of incomparable in terms of impact, though I realize you already said that, but I guess my point is that this creature isn't as hot as a lightning strike, it's as hot as hundreds of successive lightning strikes on the same spot (and then the mega evo wears out, I guess).

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

and this pokemon doesnt exist at all, which is much less than a fraction of a second, so it can easily be hotter than lightning

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I should have considered that because it doesn't exist, it neither retains nor produces any heat at all and therefore should be an ice type. Perhaps ice/ghost, since ghosts don't exist, or ice/dark because in Japanese dark type is "evil type" and moral values don't exist . . . maybe it should have all three types, since Pokemon with three types don't exist.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the least existing type of pokemon exists the most, yes

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[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Usually when someone brings up Fahrenheit there'll be some dumbass who comes in and talks about how it's better because it makes more sense and is intuitive.

  1. It doesn't make more sense, it's completely arbitrary (unlike my beloved Celsius and Kelvin which are merely somewhat arbitrary)
  2. It's more intuitive because that's what you grew up with
[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Those in the know use the Rankine scale think-about-it

Not to be confused with the Rankin scale

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Rankine is kelvin for fahrenheit? that's funny

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

"we made a system of measurements that sucks ass that no one will use, as a joke"

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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I like how his head is 炎

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah, clever

[–] MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

why can't burgerlands be normal and use celsius

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

will learning about meters give me huge balls?

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Celsius vs Fahrenheit is an example of everyone being wrong because KELVIN is the SI unit of temperature and it is the most useful unit because it also functions as an ominous Mayan-calendar style clock ticking down to the end of the universe

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Kelvin is just celsius with a different baseline, thus making celsius good.

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm afraid Celsius is officially defined by the kelvin, not the other way around

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Because it makes the europeans mad.

[–] sictransitgloria@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

but they're also europeans, a few times removed

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

none of the ancestor countries want modern "i'm x% whatever" americans to move there. I'm cool with dying because i'm miserable regardless but that's not going to work for most people.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I still remember when I three years ago made an effortpost about why americans should shut the fuck up with their weird "I'm from this country"-one-blood-drop-rule-bs. Made a lot of hexbears mad.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Do it again that sounds good

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

It does, I'm literally fuming

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Fun fact, we don't have lbs in my country either, so when I was first exposed to the Red version pokédex as a kid and all the weights were in lbs I was like "what the heck is a libs?"

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It would have been funny if they localized the English version for Britain rather than the US and all the weights were given in stones.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Behold, the SS Anne, at least 100 cubits long and weighing at least 50 stone, it gets over 5 barleycorn to a demiard of kerosene!

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The recently spotted ufo was 50 brunches wide and 2000 libs heavy.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

We are now reporting that the ufo was in fact 25

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This indicates a problematic brunch gap.

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[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

this is my dog. he can vaporize steel with his breath. he's safe to pet tho

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Probably named cupcake or something

[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Read the thread and I feel like I'm tripping, because I think I've read pretty much the exact same Fahrenheit/Celsius convo on this here website not that long ago, lol.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This is either the temperature of the surface of the sun or a particularly hot summer noon.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't remember if they're all sfw/agreeable but the first few were fine. The beautiful mind of a 10 year old

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

wtf is up with the wartortle one lol

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[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 10 points 4 days ago (4 children)

18 000 F might as well be a billion F as it means nothing to me, just like inch and feet. wtf is a yard if not a backyard???

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

A yard is 3 feet, or 36 inches, or 1/1,760th of a mile. Makes perfect sense to me.

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

10 °C -> 50 °F
20 °C -> 68 °F
30 °C -> 86 °F
40 °C -> 104°F

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

-40° C -> -40° F

575 K -> 575° F

hope this helps

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