Uncles aren't in your blood line, but maybe he knows something about your Grandpa
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2026
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Maybe his uncle is his bio dad
Both you and your uncle are in your Grandpas bloodline.
this relation is not symmetrical
True, but colloquially your grandparents bloodline is still (one of) your bloodline(s). So you share a bloodline with your uncles and aunts.
Uncles aren’t in your blood line...
He might be dropping two new pieces of information.
His uncle jacked off in an Arby’s, and his mom scraped it up off the ground.
Horsey Sauce
Uncle had a goonsesh in Arby's with OOP's dad
Are they not??! In my country an uncle or aunt is your parents brothers or sisters
Your bloodline is your ancestors and descendants. Aunts and Uncles are blood relatives, but not on your bloodline.
Generally not bloodline. I have a few friends who donated embryos to their siblings, but they are more outlier than norm.
Huh? In what way aren’t they part of your bloodline? Unless you’re talking about uncles that are married into the family, but otherwise they’re literally blood relatives.
Bloodline is the blood in you, mother and father, and their mothers and fathers, all the way back. Unc ain’t in your blood.
I can’t find any definition that says that. Where are you finding that definition. Bloodline is relatives by blood, uncles are relatives by blood, hence why uncles could gain the throne in any bloodline inheritance society.
A bloodline is a direct line of descent or pedigree, representing a sequence of ancestors from which a person or animal inherits characteristics.
There I took 30 seconds to find the actual definition.
TIL, double checked an it’s true. I never would have thought it had to be a direct line. My uncle has more of a DNA match to me than my great great grandparents. Weird word.
maybe not in your family tree...
You're not the first, and you weren't the last.
Only because im the end of my bloodline
I mean, how did you think the Horsey Sauce was made?
Jacking off horses?
It is horsey sauce, not employee sauce.
what happens when they employ horses?
Probably this
Sounds like your uncle has a secret about your parents!
Dining room or back of house?
Probably some lame technicality like doing it in the bathroom.
Directly onto the chicken patties.
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