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[–] homes@piefed.world 137 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Is the Iranian embassy legitimately trolling Trump online? How am I going to explain this to my brother‘s grandchildren?

I’m already going to have enough trouble explaining the Lego videos… Which were legitimately hilarious

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It comes from an account claiming to be the Iranian embassy in Zimbabwe: https://xcancel.com/IRANinZIMBABWE/status/2041063891497632113#m

Blue check (meaningless since Musk takeover) but account seems to exist since 2018. Too lazy to check whether handle had checkmark prior to Musk...might still be a parody account

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 71 points 4 days ago

It's oldest posts from 2018 are also about Iran, and they are general information you would expect from the page of an embassy. So it's a very long played joke or legit.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 28 points 4 days ago

The account is linked on what (look like) the official website https://zimbabwe.mfa.gov.ir/en

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

How am I going to explain this to my brother‘s grandchildren?

"The United States of America was once an extremely powerful country with enormous influence around the world. While they were in the process of becoming the third-rate backwater you know today they did some really stupid things. This was one of them."

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 4 days ago
[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago
[–] lemonhead2@lemmy.world 116 points 4 days ago (2 children)

oh lol good for them. if trump posts again they should totally keep calling him out and trolling him. while they're at it also mention his pedofilia, felonies and Epstein files. and remind him he legitimately lost in 2020

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 55 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They've actually been doing all of that. Iran's killing it with their propaganda and I love it

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 42 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It's really sad, that the Iranian regime is a fundamentalist pile of shit as well

So now, I'm just getting popcorn, while I still can afford it, and watch 2 sides battling a senseless war, which I don't want any side to win

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd prefer the Iranian people not to die for the pedo prince. They should just stick to a meme war.

[–] krisevol@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's the only weapon they have left, so why not use it.

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah that crazy that us weapons are this ineffective in a war they started.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not my idea of popcorn when ordinary people like you and me are getting murdered randomly but yeah..

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

I'm always with those poor people needing to eat dirt, when the people thinking being in power can bring death to them

But there is currently just not much else I can do...

Popcorn is a great way to feel full in times of famine. Like, 2 cents per full belly?

[–] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 days ago

I truly believe they would have lost in 24 as well but the the Trump Administration used musk and their ability to steal the vote you know after convincing themselves for 4 years that the Dems did it

[–] Una@europe.pub 64 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Diogenes would love internet.

I mean, look at all the porn

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)

his most recent whinge actually makes me concerned that he's going to nuke them.

He's going to mistakenly nuke us first

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Check to see when the bets start hitting, i could see this happening in a month honestly

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today -5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nukes are the fastest, most humane way to end things. I don't understand why the rich fucks are dragging things out.

Just launch all the nukes already, better than whatever eugenics program they have in-mind.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Username checks out

I think they missed your username

[–] null@lemmy.org 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

12 hours until 48 hours remain.

[–] tea@lemmy.today 30 points 4 days ago

It is taco Tuesday, afterall

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Follow up post suggestion should shit go down:

Skeleton sitting leaned back on a bank. Caption says:"Worth it"

[–] night_petal@piefed.social 21 points 4 days ago

Being an environmental story telling skeleton is an aspiration of mine.

[–] whalebiologist@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

Iran hired wendys

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is that a reference to something?

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 64 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Trumpet threatened to obliterate Iran's infrastructure the destruction will happen March 21st, postponed for 48 hours until 23rd, postponed for 5 days until march 27th, postponed for 10 days until April 6th. Which clearly he forgot was meant to happen so now it's happening at 8pm American time on April 7th.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 25 points 4 days ago

TL, DR: “stable genius”

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He has great deadlines, the best deadlines

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He keeps his deadlines like he pays his debts.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

But.....but......but......