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If every time you make brussel sprouts you dont like them then maybe you're just bad at cooking shrug-outta-hecks

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[–] strop@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 hours ago

Talking shit 'bout them sprouts, such a tough guy, get outta here!

[–] robotElder2@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago

Roast em crispy with some garlic and lemon juice it isn't hard

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Brussel sprouts are awesome, especially when roasted.

I read an interview a while ago with someone in the vegetable business who told that due to selective breeding for commercial marketability, the vegetables you get in supermarkets today, including Brussel sprouts, are sweeter and less pungent than the ones you would get 15-20 years ago. This means that if you've had them once and thought they were too strong tasting you might actually like them today.

Bonus info: In some languages Brussels sprouts are called "rose cabbage".

[–] BattleshipPokemon@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago

as a kid i was tricked into thinking brussel sprouts sucked by harry potter so that's one way rowling's slighted me personally

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I hate them because they're D*tch

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 9 points 13 hours ago

but Brussels is in Belgium. catgirl-huh

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago

biggest agree

they're easy to make too like just cut them in half and trim them and toss in oil with salt pepper garlic and onion powder and roast them at like 450 for 8-9ish minutes until they start to brown and boom

or deep fry them and toss in seasoning

they're double in price right now because of bad weather in california and the sous chef won't buy them for me :(

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

b sprouts are the jam, or at least i'd always thought so and didn't understand the hate.

but as it turns out, conventional plant breeding techniques were used after scientists identified the chemistry associated with bitterness from the o.g. commercial brussels sprouts back in the 1990s to try develop new cultivars that were far, far less bitter using lower yield & older, but tastier (traditional) varieties bred with higher yield (commercial), but bitter varieties.

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20251216-hate-brussel-sprouts-you-may-be-living-in-the-past

there are lots of stories about it as a modern success of horticulture/plant science. people interpret it a lot of ways, but i think it's a good illustration of the tension between the demands of commercial production and the desire for palatability. the inverse would be the "red delicious" apple which grows like a champ and retains a beautiful coloring through transit, but tastes like fucking sawdust. if all someone ever ate were red delicious apples, they would think apples were total bullshit.

[–] The_hypnic_jerk@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

I looked into this way back as well purely because brussies were notoriously bad via pop culture then I started making them and was like wtf this shit is top tier.

Crazy that it's relatively new how good these lil mothafuckas taste

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah before I learned that about red deliciouses whenever I'd bite into one I'd chuck it thinking it was 'off' didn't realise they were supposed to be like that

Granny Smiths 4 life

Granny Smiths 4 life

I’m a Haralson gnome, myself. They taste good raw, and they bake/cook well, plus they’re pretty much perfect for my geographic region. There may be tastier apples, but the Haralson is the ‘99 Corolla of the apple world.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago

I didn't eat apples for years because that's all my parents ever bought.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

My Brussels sprouts all were goated, I really need to find a way to keep the goats from getting into the garden

Brussels sprouts fuck so hard. I make a mean ass Brussels sprouts salad and don’t even get me started about roasted Brussels sprouts — Christ! With a little pickled red onion, maple syrup, and chilis?? Fuck my face please

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 9 points 18 hours ago

Air fryer completely takes the work outta making them. Just oil and season and pop em in. I think the oven is honestly slightly better if you do it right but the air fried ones are so easy when you’re just cooking a bit for yourself.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 14 hours ago

I will never understand the brussel sprout hate. Broccoli too, like wtf was that both of them slap so hard.

[–] Dr_Pepper@hexbear.net 2 points 13 hours ago

Soy glazed brussel sprouts are

faded

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 13 hours ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I haven't had them in ages, they're so good grilled.

[–] dove_milk@hexbear.net 5 points 19 hours ago

I've never grilled them, now i definitely will.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They've gotten less bitter since we were young. Also, if you've only ever had them boiled, try them again. Cut them in half and roast them in the oven with olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

They've gotten less bitter since we were young

Is that a personal observation?

I always figured we were just better at cooking them than our parents (see: cut them in half and roast them vs boil them) but it wouldn't surprise me if they'd also been selectively bred for sweetness as well.

edit: just saw someone else mention they'd been bred for a less challenging flavour. neat I think.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

They've been bred for flavour for what, 4000 years now?

they were bred for sustinence, flavor, and general survivability pre-modernity, but the demands and logic of large, commercial production in the 20th century presented plant breeders with a series of entirely novel demands, some extreme: high density plantings, early yield/fast growth, shelf stability, response to fertility/irrigation, etc.

the better tasting lines of post-1990 involved reaching back into earlier developed lines to cross them into modern, high yield lines.

and a "high yield" trait is a moving target that changes over time as diseases and other biological pressures are constantly evolving to overcome a plant's defenses to hijack it before we have a chance to harvest and eat it.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 2 points 12 hours ago

a less challenging flavour

what a bizarre way to spell "dogshit"

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 13 hours ago

I had a friend once assure me that they had been bred to be sweeter. Made sense to me so now I repeat it haha.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 14 hours ago

Ah damn, I hate brussel sprouts now

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 3 points 17 hours ago

So long as they're lightly caramelized they're great

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 3 points 17 hours ago

Roasting them they're a meal for one all on their own.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 3 points 18 hours ago

They are. And when baked they ascend into mana.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

I mean I love Brussels sprouts but people are allowed to not like something. There's no need to resort to insulting one's ability to cook.

fuck anyone who ....

Nah. I could just as much say fuck you for saying this, couldn't I?

shrug-outta-hecks

[–] BattleshipPokemon@hexbear.net 2 points 17 hours ago

was day drinking over lunch following post-church service drinks, in truth i have nothing but love for all my fellow hexbears, regardless of whether they can cook sprouts or not

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I didn't have Brussels sprouts anyway but boiled until well into adulthood.