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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

We're going to need some huge speakers and the sickest Eurobeat playlist anyone has ever made.

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

I like how the url almost sais "idiot"

[–] ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 12 points 20 hours ago

Ironically the way to win was to just not play.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Imagine bragging about a <50% winrate

I think that's part of the underlying self-deprecating joke here..

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 6 points 19 hours ago

50% win rate in a game engineered to make everyone feel like even competition.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

probably puts them in the top half of players

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 117 points 1 day ago (7 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 149 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Read it again, this is World of Warships, not World of Peaceships, SMH my head

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Shit I thought it was world of worships

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

If you come sit on my lap, it can be~

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[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Pick up the paste man

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[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago

The answer is Russian bias

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 points 23 hours ago

aka coin toss

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 4 points 20 hours ago

Trump doesn't hold the Silver Lions to make it possible.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

IMHO if they just give them bibi, then they will reopen it

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

What really pisses me off is that I played Bibi in a real world tactics game at a convention five or so years ago. I did exactly what he has done, like I was spot on in predicted what he did. Escalate genocide in Gaza, cultivate connections with the extreme alt right in the US…

But they tried him/me for all of the financial crimes almost immediately and booted me from office and banned him/me from running or holding office again.

Like clearly something about his strategies are working?

And even if not, that heinous bigot war criminal being in the hands of some of his worst enemies would be glorious in itself.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Almost half, meaning less than half. Which could be low twenty percent. Not a great track record for something you can't respawn.

I'm going to assume that's part of the schtick.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 18 points 1 day ago

47% of the time, it works every time!

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Acknowledge the war crimes

Prosecute the war crimes

Pay reparations to the country and its harmed citizens

Acknowledge that as a country there is a lot to change

Pull back authority from the executive branch

Re-establish USAIDE

Commit resources to help rebuild, understand if it’s declined

Respect others cultures and autonomy

Campaign for global civil and human rights

I don’t know, I feel like a lot of things could be done to make the country and world a better place. It has to start with a real acknowledgement and acceptance that what happened was fucked up and that there is no way forward trying to cling onto some bullshit victory.

The entire world has things to worry about that is more important than geography and religion. Everyone helping and contributing to a mass global move to renewable green energy should be the top priority for everyone, and helping everyone get there because all of our lives have equal value. It needs to be addressed with the urgency of the depleting ozone layer was; it’s still probably too late anyway but with some common ground maybe everyone could walk away at least agreeing to respect each other.

War is so fucking barbaric, there is nothing civilized about what is going on, this shit isn’t a video game. An actual elementary school full of children was decimated in the first week, with a double tap strike at that, I don’t understand why that wasn’t enough to wake everyone the fuck up and acknowledge that well shit, we actually are the bad guys here, and actually do something about it instead of digging their heals in.

Some pigs you can’t unfuck but that doesn’t make the right answer to keep fucking the pig.

[–] null@lemmy.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I don't think any of that is happening.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I agree, I was just trying to think, how would I try to go about unfucking this if I was magically elected.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

i remember being promised a toothbrush and a pony. i would like my pony to be one of those fancy electric ones, my dentist has advised me those are better.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

All perfectly reasonable, mature ways of handling the problem.

People are going to scoff and say it won't happen, but if we keep saying that we expect our elected officials to do nothing, that is exactly what they'll do. Politicians are lazy, and if you give them permission to do nothing, they'll happily oblige, and get back to their insider trading.

We are in unprecedented times, and we will require unprecedented solutions. It will be up to us to insist that it happen, or else. Stop letting them off the hook.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 hours ago

I am no more confident about anything in life than I’m not fit, able, or intelligent enough to be in any kind of senior government elected position, at the same time, competency shouldn’t rely on a single individual, it should be a collective effort of many ideas, backgrounds, and expertise that effectively represents all constituents to the best ability possible. I’d never run for anything in politics but that’s the kind of stuff I try to learn about any candidate that I vote for, or not.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 day ago

Did you ever think that on this blessed day maybe we should be playing world of worships 🙏?

Like this post for ✨✨10✨✨ blessings 🤲🤲😇😇👼👼🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️📿📿🛐🫃

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I've played over 9000 games of overwatch with a 56% win rate and I still don't think I'm good at the game. This dude is not the expert he thinks he is.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure this isn’t a serious suggestion anyway

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I hope not but world of warship players are an odd bunch.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Psshhht...wake me up when the Grand Strategy guys chime in.

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Give me a few months and I'll finally hit a thousand hours in Hearts of Iron

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

So almost through the tutorial?

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Civ players are still waiting for their turn to start.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've got a plan, just give me 600 years.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe that's why Trump is threatening to send Iran back to the Stone Age. He's trying to regain that military/tech advantage.

[–] mech@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a CK3 Player, the best solution would be for Trump to marry Chamenei.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's no way that produces children. At some point, after enough incest, the offspring are mentally handicapped enough that they can't have children.

...or so I've heard...

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Trump isn't the one you use for offspring.
Too many negative traits.
He's the dump child you use for alliances.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Does world of warships have drones?

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